Slog - Comments on "That Sinking Feeling" http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling Sent to I, Anonymous, ruined my breakfast. Enjoy! So I suppose you think you're pretty cool, man. Must be pretty smug. No cops were called, no permanent 86s were given out, your wife knows nothing... but you better bet your unwiped ass you're not in the clear. You played coy, pretending that you didn't know what was going on as our security was holding you outside, away from the concert inside... but you knew why, and we knew you did it. You never denied what you did, until your wife came outside to get you, you sick bastard... then you... Copyright 2008 Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:37:48 -0800 Sun, 02 Dec 2007 18:28:31 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Greg These are just getting better and better.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853341 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853341 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:44:20 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave Dude I worked at a bar/restaurant and on halloween a few years ago people were urinating in the sink because there was a lack of stalls. it was gross!

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853343 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853343 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:47:10 -0800 Comment by Just Me DAMN they caught me!!! It was me, my bad.

]]> Just Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853346 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853346 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:49:36 -0800 Comment by Fnarf I worked in a restaurant where one day I had to clean shit off the WALLS. In the ladies room. Big globs of it. That, and the almost everyday occurrence of the huge load sitting unflushed surrounded by dozens of candy wrappers. People are disgusting.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853351 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853351 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:51:29 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe And that's where Frank got his biggest clue.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853359 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853359 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:02:10 -0800 Comment by tabletop_joe What does a sink pooper typically look like?

]]> tabletop_joe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853363 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853363 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:10:16 -0800 Comment by Dan Savage I used to barback at the Eagle. I'm not going to tell you what we had to deal with in the can.

]]> Dan Savage http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853364 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853364 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:11:04 -0800 Comment by tsm Do I really share a species with people like this? Where do they come from? What quirk of genetics or prenatal development or toilet training produces a sink pooper? And what kind of woman marries him? Accidentally marrying a closeted toilet cruiser is one thing, but a sink pooper?

]]> tsm http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853375 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853375 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:25:48 -0800 Comment by britney beers in order for your anus to properly reach sink level, wouldn't you need to be 7' tall?

i once worked in a restaurant and was confronted with vomit in a sink. what really made it special: the dentures sitting there in the middle of the puddle of puke.

]]> britney beers http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853386 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853386 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:31:53 -0800 Comment by sniggles One of the most oddly hilarious things I have ever seen was in 7th grade, in my junior high school boys room. It was a hard turd thrown with great force against the mirror, with toilet paper still attached. I laughed, then left without using the bathroom.

]]> sniggles http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853409 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853409 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 10:55:20 -0800 Comment by ellarosa @9, you jump up and sit on the sink, with legs dangling. not that i personally know that, it just seems logical. btw, why no tp in this case--none handy. and bellevue, what's the bfd? urine is sterile--more sterile than anything else (spit) that goes into a sink. just rinse it down well to get rid of the smell. once again, i've never done that either--it's just not anywhere near as gross and unsanitary as poo.

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853418 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853418 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:04:43 -0800 Comment by vooodooo84 you think its funny? spreading your cheeks and laying out a fudge dragon? you should be ashamed of yourself. Where is Mr. Poe when i need him

]]> vooodooo84 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853434 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853434 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:12:54 -0800 Comment by vooodooo84 NM i am dumb, the hardly boys are already on the case

]]> vooodooo84 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853435 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853435 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:13:34 -0800 Comment by Madge-YoursoakingINIT! 2 words-

Scat Queen!

]]> Madge-YoursoakingINIT! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853482 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853482 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:41:07 -0800 Comment by tense police the past tense is actually shat

]]> tense police http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853490 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853490 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:48:32 -0800 Comment by bucket Pissing in the sink is no big deal. I pissed in the ladies room sink at the old Timberline. No one drinks out of the thing, anyway.

]]> bucket http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853507 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853507 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:03:37 -0800 Comment by M I work in the library and it's not uncommon for people to smear their feces in the public bathroom stalls. It's a psychological disorder. Public service workers have all the fun. But going in the sink? I'd be scared someone would walk in and see what was happening... was he caught in the act?

]]> M http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853585 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853585 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:41:16 -0800 Comment by PdxRitchie Dan, we already know what you "deal with in the can".

Anyways. I stayed the night at this girl's place, woke up hungover and hurting, wanted to leave without seeing her, luckily she was in the shower, but I had to piss so bad and it was a long walk home. Pissed in her sink and left a note saying I'd call her later.

]]> PdxRitchie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853893 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c853893 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:36:31 -0800 Comment by catalina vel-duray Fnarf, those were no ladies. That was a WOMEN'S room!

And let me add here, both as public service and in the hopes of raising the level of discourse, that Safeway bathrooms are always filthy.

]]> catalina vel-duray http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c854112 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c854112 City Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:04:03 -0800 Comment by i cleaned that shit i'm disappointed that they cut out the last line... "The devil will shit in your sink as you rot in a fiery hell." I was drunk when i wrote it, and i spent a lot of time on that one in particular...

]]> i cleaned that shit http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c854231 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c854231 City Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:48:44 -0800 Comment by kfguoqdx oyqurb lfum xolcmpk dkzn uwflb zrql qfswkl dfasti

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]]> bnzj aqpuli http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c860031 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/that_sinking_feeling#c860031 City Sun, 02 Dec 2007 18:28:31 -0800