News Underpants Power, Activate!
posted by November 6 at 14:33 PMon
It’s clever, and adorable, and it makes me terribly sad: two little boys, inspired by common schoolyard abuse and still to discover the wonders of black trench coats and assault weapons, put their tormented little heads together and devise, ladies and gentlemen, WEDGIE-PROOF UNDERPANTS, guaranteed to foil the efforts of the most wedgie-crazed bullies!
Of course I’m wearing a pair, right now.
Now please to scrub your eyes with rock salt and ammonia to remove the terrible stain that is FOX “News”. And hurry.