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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Underpants Power, Activate!

posted by on November 6 at 14:33 PM

It’s clever, and adorable, and it makes me terribly sad: two little boys, inspired by common schoolyard abuse and still to discover the wonders of black trench coats and assault weapons, put their tormented little heads together and devise, ladies and gentlemen, WEDGIE-PROOF UNDERPANTS, guaranteed to foil the efforts of the most wedgie-crazed bullies!


Of course I’m wearing a pair, right now.

Now please to scrub your eyes with rock salt and ammonia to remove the terrible stain that is FOX “News”. And hurry.

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Stephen King would be proud if these were his kids.

Posted by Mr. Poe | November 6, 2007 2:57 PM

This made me kind of sad. The one kid who had to receive the wedgie looked really embarrassed, and it seemed kind of like they were making fun of him. And telling the kid to stop holding the band was awkward and unecessary.

Posted by Aislinn | November 6, 2007 3:05 PM

Those assholes from Fox News were the bullies back in the day that those kids are trying to evade now.

Posted by Carollani | November 6, 2007 3:29 PM

ellen had those kids on last week. so fox news totally got scooped.

Posted by kim | November 6, 2007 3:30 PM

1. "fox" "news"? what? "live"? huh? good god.
2. "tear away underpants": Since those used to be exclusively for adults, er, strippers ... I'm kinda squicked now. They have a dark future waiting for them.
4. these two boys deserve a swirly each for inventing wedgie-proof underwear. Try to out-invent THAT braniac twins! *
5. there was no point 3.
6. just in time for Xmas! yay!
* 7. (no person actually deserves a swirly, or a wedgie. statement made purely for humorous effect.)

Posted by treacle | November 6, 2007 4:43 PM

Fuck those little sonsabitches! They're gonna grow up to make the world a worse place and I hope they start getting trash canned and swirlied for not taking their lumps with the wedgies. Little smart asses.

Posted by They Are The Devil Spawn! | November 6, 2007 4:59 PM

No way am I playing a video on my computer that has anything to do with little boys and underpants.

Posted by RainMan | November 6, 2007 7:14 PM

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