Dan, it's 2girls1cup.com. Check it out. It's pretty gross.
"Well, they sound like typical college freshman to me—immature, terrified of women, and obsessed with poop."
Sad, but true.
Yes, Dan, but what he forgot to say was that after consuming the feces, the girls then proceded to vomit (probably fake) feces into each other's mouths. Since it's kind of hard to fake bile, that pushes it much, much further into the gross and disgusting realm.
That letter is a weird combination of things he could have asked Dear Abbey, and thing the Abby and her readers should never, ever read.
The correct response is to get up and walk away from the screen the second you see the poo coming, with a hearty "fuck you guys". Then go to the library and read up on guns and murder techniques.
Sorry Fnarf, but reading up on guns and murder techniques isn't funny and isn't going to help the kid. The "fuck you guys," might be helpful. This was certainly and attempt to test the kids limits. Could he deal, was he down, etc. It is all an attempt to test and extend threshholds of tolerance. What can you accept?
A person should always have a trump card, a willingness to do one thing, it doesn't matter what, that someone else doesn't want to do. There are so many options that don't include violence (or the threat of violence) that can silence any crowd. Next time the kid is asked to watch a video he should be prepared to crap in his own hand and eat it. If he's not willing to do that, he's hanging with the wrong crowd.
Murder isn't funny? Since when? Murder is the funniest thing there is.
Ah, the things we do to ourselves in our attempts to be part of the "cool" gang.
At least when we're young, insecure, and stupid.
I think the more important question is:
Dan, we know it's OK to drink piss. But isn't eating poo considered extremely dangerous?
Here's the link for those who dare:
Man, I think 2girls1cup.com could be used in Guantanamo to extract confessions. That site is just a crime against humanity.
The reason he wasn't popular in high school is because he's too uptight. This is a problem for the Uptight Seattleite at the Weakly.
I'm not remotely interested in poo eating or those who do it, but 2girls1cup is the Citizen Kane of scat films.
Why doesn't the link open for me?
Ahhh, the memories. As programming for our hall during my first year of college my RA thought that it would be good to have a pizza and porno night. Alas, the porn I enjoyed was not what the majority would have liked, so I abstained. . .
Oh, thank god Dan convinced me it's fake. I can now eat & maybe even have sex again.
A good portion of any decent friendship involves committing incredible transgressions against each other. Mostly so they can prove to themselves that you are a)tough enough to take it, and therefore worthy of being a friend, and b) love them enough to not beat the shit out of them for doing it. Those are the rules of meathead love.
This kid sounds kid of like a weenis. Not really fun. Prudish. Always offended by the funniest stuff. You can groan, you can walk out, but if you're really questioning whether someone can be your friend because of a gross movie they showed you, then they may be better off without you.
OK, finally saw it. I've seen it before. Somebody on a Slog comment thread actually provided a link to it but the footage didn't include the girl shitting in the cup, which makes all the difference in the world. I actually thought it was peanut butter ice cream the previous time I saw the footage.
Wow Michigan Matt! Me too!
Though we usually got drunk first.
Times like this, I'm glad there wasn't even a BBS where I went to school.
The reason they said it was not porn is because to them it wasn't. Porn is something that is intended for sexual arousal and to these guys the only reason to watch it was the extreme gross out factor.
I wouldn't be concerned that they "like" this kind of porn, they don't. They like grossing people out because they are young men.
I also agree with previous posters that this kid is way too uptight. Can't be cool and and a tight ass at the same time. If you can't joke with the meatheads, it is fine to walk out, but taking yourself a little less seriously and just biting the bullet when that stuff is around is a better route to popularity.
Ah, what a coincidence...I heard of this video but didn't know what it was, found it, watched it, almost puked...and THEN made my way over to the Slog. Never again will I put the Slog last on my list.
Yah, saw this a few weeks ago. I had to rinse out my eyes with drano, but I should be able to see in a few more years! I'm communicating with a Stephen Hawking like device right now. Damn those 2 girls one cup! Damn you!
Ah, two-gee-one-cee, as my friends call it. This went around my high school last week. One of my straight guy friends, before he saw it, said "It's two girls - how bad could it be?" Um, pretty bad. Don't watch it, Dan. But if you do...film your reaction and put it on Youtube.
Oh, I'm sure Savage would be real shocked watching it. The man could probably watch it while eating rocky road ice cream and not even flinch once.
totally fake consistency. as for the vomit, as with enemas, a stomach pump beforehand will empty most of the contents.
Try looking up Dusan Makavejev's "sweet movie" for more subversive material.
Looks like someone is trying to outdo TubGirl and Goatsee with that video.
And college boy needs to lighten the fuck up.
TTYL, you're totally overanalyzing this. If you were really *that* offended by what you were seeing, you could have let out a "fuck you guys" and left the room, as I did the instant I saw shit fill a cup.
Since you didn't have many friends in HS, you missed out on that meathead bonding that is centered around grossing each other out, constantly referencing cinematic treasures such as Borat and the latest Will Ferrell movie, and calling each other queers (or some variation thereof). If you don't want to deal with any of that, you're gonna have to find new friends. Stop worrying about fitting in with the "cool" kids. Anyone that wouldn't have you as a friend because of who you are isn't worth having as a friend anyway.
So where does this rate as compared to swap.avi?
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