Savage Love Savage Love Letter of the Day
posted by November 7 at 16:02 PMon
I am a college freshman at a college not in my hometown. In high school I never truly rolled with the popular crowd. I was a more of a loner and a background character. During the college school year I have redefined people’s perceptions of me and have been very close gaining “cool” status in my dorm. Just recently, one of my new friends inquired if I have seen the new video on the web. I immediately, in a half joking way, asked if it was porno. He assured me with some giggles that it wasn’t porno. Immediately my new friend and a gang of my recently created friends insisted that they all go to my computer and watch it. I grew increasingly suspicious that I was not going to enjoy whatever it was that they were about to show me. When they got to my computer my friend logged on to a website which was obviuosly a porn site, all while assuring me it wasn’t porn and showed me a video of feces porn involving two girls with a cup literally eating shit and later throwing up on each other. The crowd which had followed me into my room found it hilarious while I just found it twisted and disgusting. I felt I had just been hazed to be accepted. I’m still disgusted and wondering what kind of friends I’m making. I’m not militantly against porn in general I’m just disturbed by this one. Am I making the right kinds of guy friends? Is it okay to loathe guys who watch these types of porn videos? Truly Troubled Young Lad
I haven’t seen the porn video in question, but I’ve heard all about it. If it’s any comfort, TTYL, a lot of scat porn is created with shit substitutes. Someone is given, oh, six or seven thousands enemas, until the water runs back out clean, followed by a chocolate pudding enema and only then do the cameras start rolling. Still, gross. And your friends? Well, they sound like typical college freshman to me—immature, terrified of women, and obsessed with poop.