Slog - Comments on Prison Bitches http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1 C-IN2's twink prison bitches are back--but now they're movin' and twitchin' and sweatin' baby oil and being sized up by one mean looking twink of a prison guard. I love the obvious this-is-ridiculous smirk on the face of the third guy from the right. Via Towleroad--which has another video up. And, yes, enough gay men are going to fall for this campaign, just as enough fell for A&F and 2XIST and Samsung microwaves and every other ad campaign featuring perfect hairless tits and oily abs, to make it worth the money this underwear company spent on skinny boys and brand... Copyright 2008 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:00:56 -0800 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:25:18 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Sargon Bighorn It was all lost on me. What am I supposed to buy?

]]> Sargon Bighorn http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855410 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855410 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:20:29 -0800 Comment by Kenneth Wish the under shorts were cut low rise - and a bit more frontal - tons of good dick in that line ... what is the ad for?

I will buy the first three for Christmas eve. The next three for New Years eve.

]]> Kenneth http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855415 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855415 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:24:36 -0800 Comment by Dominic Holden Don't touch 'em--they're all on meth.

]]> Dominic Holden http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855417 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855417 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:26:31 -0800 Comment by Nick I wonder if Björk knows someone's using direct samples from Vespertine on this ad.

]]> Nick http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855425 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855425 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:35:11 -0800 Comment by Gitai Yeah, fags are kind of stupid when it comes to purchasing things with pretty boys on them. Cabana Boy rum tastes like shit, but they'll never go out of business, and even I get suckered by the underwear ads, and I'm usually pretty good about resisting advertising.

]]> Gitai http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855430 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855430 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:37:28 -0800 Comment by SDA in SEA Obviously I must buy some C-IN2s. Then the hair will fall off my chest, my abs and crotch will bulge, and my hair will flow into a natural pompadour.

Where can I get these?

]]> SDA in SEA http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855460 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855460 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:02:21 -0800 Comment by brappy Those guys are too twitchy. It's scary.

]]> brappy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855468 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855468 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:09:56 -0800 Comment by Greg Apparently advertisers have realized that taut flesh sells to pretty much all men, not just the straight ones.

]]> Greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855471 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855471 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:13:24 -0800 Comment by Donovan That is way too creepy to be alluring. It's like the Aphex Twin version of A&F. The imagery, the music, none of it's selling anything but "What the fuck is wrong with you people?!"

]]> Donovan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855478 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855478 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:19:03 -0800 Comment by Michigan Matt I'd kill for their hair.

]]> Michigan Matt http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855499 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855499 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:49:22 -0800 Comment by s.partridge What a bore. I was hoping for some nudal frontity.

]]> s.partridge http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855502 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855502 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:58:38 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways doesn't work on ALL of us...

1)A&F clothes are shoddy and overpriced and the store reeks of scent and the hideous music causes ear damage. And I feel horrible for the poor dumb models they hire to stand around in the vestibule freezing their pinkberries off...
2)I refuse to spend more money on a pair of underwear than what my parents paid in rent in 1968...
3)Samsung stuff is nasty...a Korean friend once told me that Samsumg means 'same old shit'...

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855508 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855508 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:11:36 -0800 Comment by HOP-SCOTCHING TOWARD SODOMY No one will ever go broke over-estimating the taste of the American consumer wherein the Imperfect Seek the Perfect - expensively and fruitfully-of-the-loom.

]]> HOP-SCOTCHING TOWARD SODOMY http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855513 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855513 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:18:14 -0800 Comment by JD in MPLS Ugh. These kind of guys don't do it for me at all. I just don't get the attraction to little hairless boy wonders.


The creepy Silent Hill twitching didn't help.

]]> JD in MPLS http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855517 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855517 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:22:13 -0800 Comment by Voltron What's up with all the pigeon noises?

]]> Voltron http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855533 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855533 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:41:38 -0800 Comment by SDA in SEA I would happily fuck any one of them. Including the guard (who no doubt is equally smooth with perfect 6-pack abs under his uniform). They don't even have to talk. In fact, it's probably best if they don't.

]]> SDA in SEA http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855534 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855534 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:41:39 -0800 Comment by Wolf I don't get the attraction. If I want a skinny guy with a board-flat chest and no body hair, I can go stand in front of a mirror. Where's the burly, furry, mean-looking guys?

And that first one twitches like I do when I need to throw up. Speaking of...

]]> Wolf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855546 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855546 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:06:46 -0800 Comment by Justin *cough cough* sorry. i almost choked on my own saliva.

wait...what are they selling? oh who cares, i'll take 10.

]]> Justin http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855717 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855717 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:45:32 -0800 Comment by wench Amazing. I like to think I'm as much a sucker for a line of buffed-up boys as the next person, but they managed to make a whole lineup of eye-candy look just kind of ick. Anyone know if they're trying to sell the white underwear or the red whatsit?

]]> wench http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855753 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855753 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:54:28 -0800 Comment by catalina vel-duray They must be selling underwear, hairspray or some sort of anti-twitch medicine.

]]> catalina vel-duray http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855771 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855771 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:31:15 -0800 Comment by Boomer in NYC Is plain boring white underwear back again? Because that's not what 50% of the gays I've been sleeping with are wearing.

The other 50% wear jockstraps or go Fernando.

]]> Boomer in NYC http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855774 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855774 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:41:27 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave gay men; more vapid consumers than women?

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855811 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855811 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:52:30 -0800 Comment by -B- boring!
Ooooo Such hardened criminals! hehe!

]]> -B- http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855852 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855852 Homo Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:59:59 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV I want to carve my initials into one of them.

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855935 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c855935 Homo Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:33:27 -0800 Comment by ykagxol ksaxympr kojqtug afjlnyrh epvlnajyu zevwokmjy wfnpd htlp eibfr

]]> ykagxol ksaxympr http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c868332 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c868332 Homo Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:24:58 -0800 Comment by jnhkpsq aqrviyk jbafmis dgmozlhwp ybsft drcf apvihoygc onsypjv crjb http://www.nvywhmef.rvmynl.com

]]> jnhkpsq aqrviyk http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c868333 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/11/prison_bitches_1#c868333 Homo Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:25:18 -0800