Homo Prison Bitches
posted by on November 26 at 12:00 PM
C-IN2’s twink prison bitches are back—but now they’re movin’ and twitchin’ and sweatin’ baby oil and being sized up by one mean looking twink of a prison guard.
I love the obvious this-is-ridiculous smirk on the face of the third guy from the right.
Via Towleroad—which has another video up. And, yes, enough gay men are going to fall for this campaign, just as enough fell for A&F and 2XIST and Samsung microwaves and every other ad campaign featuring perfect hairless tits and oily abs, to make it worth the money this underwear company spent on skinny boys and brand new tennis shoes and one guard’s uniform. They’re gonna be rich.
It was all lost on me. What am I supposed to buy?
Wish the under shorts were cut low rise - and a bit more frontal - tons of good dick in that line ... what is the ad for?
I will buy the first three for Christmas eve. The next three for New Years eve.
Don't touch 'em--they're all on meth.
I wonder if Björk knows someone's using direct samples from Vespertine on this ad.
Yeah, fags are kind of stupid when it comes to purchasing things with pretty boys on them. Cabana Boy rum tastes like shit, but they'll never go out of business, and even I get suckered by the underwear ads, and I'm usually pretty good about resisting advertising.
Obviously I must buy some C-IN2s. Then the hair will fall off my chest, my abs and crotch will bulge, and my hair will flow into a natural pompadour.
Where can I get these?
Those guys are too twitchy. It's scary.
Apparently advertisers have realized that taut flesh sells to pretty much all men, not just the straight ones.
That is way too creepy to be alluring. It's like the Aphex Twin version of A&F. The imagery, the music, none of it's selling anything but "What the fuck is wrong with you people?!"
I'd kill for their hair.
What a bore. I was hoping for some nudal frontity.
doesn't work on ALL of us...
1)A&F clothes are shoddy and overpriced and the store reeks of scent and the hideous music causes ear damage. And I feel horrible for the poor dumb models they hire to stand around in the vestibule freezing their pinkberries off...
2)I refuse to spend more money on a pair of underwear than what my parents paid in rent in 1968...
3)Samsung stuff is nasty...a Korean friend once told me that Samsumg means 'same old shit'...
No one will ever go broke over-estimating the taste of the American consumer wherein the Imperfect Seek the Perfect - expensively and fruitfully-of-the-loom.
Ugh. These kind of guys don't do it for me at all. I just don't get the attraction to little hairless boy wonders.
The creepy Silent Hill twitching didn't help.
What's up with all the pigeon noises?
I would happily fuck any one of them. Including the guard (who no doubt is equally smooth with perfect 6-pack abs under his uniform). They don't even have to talk. In fact, it's probably best if they don't.
I don't get the attraction. If I want a skinny guy with a board-flat chest and no body hair, I can go stand in front of a mirror. Where's the burly, furry, mean-looking guys?
And that first one twitches like I do when I need to throw up. Speaking of...
*cough cough* sorry. i almost choked on my own saliva.
wait...what are they selling? oh who cares, i'll take 10.
Amazing. I like to think I'm as much a sucker for a line of buffed-up boys as the next person, but they managed to make a whole lineup of eye-candy look just kind of ick. Anyone know if they're trying to sell the white underwear or the red whatsit?
They must be selling underwear, hairspray or some sort of anti-twitch medicine.
Is plain boring white underwear back again? Because that's not what 50% of the gays I've been sleeping with are wearing.
The other 50% wear jockstraps or go Fernando.
gay men; more vapid consumers than women?
boring!
Ooooo Such hardened criminals! hehe!
I want to carve my initials into one of them.
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