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Monday, November 26, 2007

Prison Bitches

posted by on November 26 at 12:00 PM

C-IN2’s twink prison bitches are back—but now they’re movin’ and twitchin’ and sweatin’ baby oil and being sized up by one mean looking twink of a prison guard.

I love the obvious this-is-ridiculous smirk on the face of the third guy from the right.

Via Towleroad—which has another video up. And, yes, enough gay men are going to fall for this campaign, just as enough fell for A&F and 2XIST and Samsung microwaves and every other ad campaign featuring perfect hairless tits and oily abs, to make it worth the money this underwear company spent on skinny boys and brand new tennis shoes and one guard’s uniform. They’re gonna be rich.

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1

It was all lost on me. What am I supposed to buy?

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | November 26, 2007 12:20 PM
2

Wish the under shorts were cut low rise - and a bit more frontal - tons of good dick in that line ... what is the ad for?

I will buy the first three for Christmas eve. The next three for New Years eve.

Posted by Kenneth | November 26, 2007 12:24 PM
3

Don't touch 'em--they're all on meth.

Posted by Dominic Holden | November 26, 2007 12:26 PM
4

I wonder if Björk knows someone's using direct samples from Vespertine on this ad.

Posted by Nick | November 26, 2007 12:35 PM
5

Yeah, fags are kind of stupid when it comes to purchasing things with pretty boys on them. Cabana Boy rum tastes like shit, but they'll never go out of business, and even I get suckered by the underwear ads, and I'm usually pretty good about resisting advertising.

Posted by Gitai | November 26, 2007 12:37 PM
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Obviously I must buy some C-IN2s. Then the hair will fall off my chest, my abs and crotch will bulge, and my hair will flow into a natural pompadour.

Where can I get these?

Posted by SDA in SEA | November 26, 2007 1:02 PM
7

Those guys are too twitchy. It's scary.

Posted by brappy | November 26, 2007 1:09 PM
8

Apparently advertisers have realized that taut flesh sells to pretty much all men, not just the straight ones.

Posted by Greg | November 26, 2007 1:13 PM
9

That is way too creepy to be alluring. It's like the Aphex Twin version of A&F. The imagery, the music, none of it's selling anything but "What the fuck is wrong with you people?!"

Posted by Donovan | November 26, 2007 1:19 PM
10

I'd kill for their hair.

Posted by Michigan Matt | November 26, 2007 1:49 PM
11

What a bore. I was hoping for some nudal frontity.

Posted by s.partridge | November 26, 2007 1:58 PM
12

doesn't work on ALL of us...

1)A&F clothes are shoddy and overpriced and the store reeks of scent and the hideous music causes ear damage. And I feel horrible for the poor dumb models they hire to stand around in the vestibule freezing their pinkberries off...
2)I refuse to spend more money on a pair of underwear than what my parents paid in rent in 1968...
3)Samsung stuff is nasty...a Korean friend once told me that Samsumg means 'same old shit'...

Posted by michael strangeways | November 26, 2007 2:11 PM
13

No one will ever go broke over-estimating the taste of the American consumer wherein the Imperfect Seek the Perfect - expensively and fruitfully-of-the-loom.

Posted by HOP-SCOTCHING TOWARD SODOMY | November 26, 2007 2:18 PM
14

Ugh. These kind of guys don't do it for me at all. I just don't get the attraction to little hairless boy wonders.


The creepy Silent Hill twitching didn't help.

Posted by JD in MPLS | November 26, 2007 2:22 PM
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What's up with all the pigeon noises?

Posted by Voltron | November 26, 2007 2:41 PM
16

I would happily fuck any one of them. Including the guard (who no doubt is equally smooth with perfect 6-pack abs under his uniform). They don't even have to talk. In fact, it's probably best if they don't.

Posted by SDA in SEA | November 26, 2007 2:41 PM
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I don't get the attraction. If I want a skinny guy with a board-flat chest and no body hair, I can go stand in front of a mirror. Where's the burly, furry, mean-looking guys?

And that first one twitches like I do when I need to throw up. Speaking of...

Posted by Wolf | November 26, 2007 3:06 PM
18

*cough cough* sorry. i almost choked on my own saliva.

wait...what are they selling? oh who cares, i'll take 10.

Posted by Justin | November 26, 2007 5:45 PM
19

Amazing. I like to think I'm as much a sucker for a line of buffed-up boys as the next person, but they managed to make a whole lineup of eye-candy look just kind of ick. Anyone know if they're trying to sell the white underwear or the red whatsit?

Posted by wench | November 26, 2007 6:54 PM
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They must be selling underwear, hairspray or some sort of anti-twitch medicine.

Posted by catalina vel-duray | November 26, 2007 7:31 PM
21

Is plain boring white underwear back again? Because that's not what 50% of the gays I've been sleeping with are wearing.

The other 50% wear jockstraps or go Fernando.

Posted by Boomer in NYC | November 26, 2007 7:41 PM
22

gay men; more vapid consumers than women?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | November 26, 2007 9:52 PM
23

boring!
Ooooo Such hardened criminals! hehe!

Posted by -B- | November 26, 2007 11:59 PM
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I want to carve my initials into one of them.

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