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Friday, November 16, 2007

Prison Bitches

posted by on November 16 at 14:23 PM

What the hell do you have to do to get sent to this prison?


I mean besides a million crunches, regular body waxing, ruthless eyebrow plucking, cheekbone implants, etc.

Via Towleroad.

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People who are all like OMGZ NSFW just shouldn't try reading Slog at work. haha

Posted by Lake | November 16, 2007 2:28 PM

prison sex is played.

Posted by max solomon | November 16, 2007 2:36 PM

Nothing wrong with that, boys.

Posted by Amelia | November 16, 2007 2:37 PM

You gotta be no older than 30, Sorry Dan that's the real side of being Gay.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | November 16, 2007 2:42 PM

So much for NSFW today a the hq of a major bank... yikes, now I'm horny.

Posted by Sunnyboy | November 16, 2007 2:42 PM

real convicts are way, WAY hotter than this. for starters, they shave their heads, not their chests.

Posted by brandon | November 16, 2007 2:53 PM

can't seem to read the label on the institutional tight whities - help

Posted by Adam | November 16, 2007 3:04 PM

After looking at this picture I am going to have wood all day long.

Posted by Toby | November 16, 2007 3:20 PM

@6 - plus they have tats they did themselves.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 16, 2007 3:26 PM


Posted by SDA in SEA | November 16, 2007 3:29 PM

Thats one hell of a hot shakedown. They may be hiding contraband in their shorts, I hope the shower scene is next. Wow!!

Posted by pissy mcslogbot | November 16, 2007 3:31 PM

Why does the first one have the orange jumpsuit and none of the others do?!! Am I missing something in this (admittedly hot) implied narrative?

Posted by cunei4m | November 16, 2007 3:39 PM

Click here, if you dare. I predict your hands will be rubbed raw by the end of the weekend. And yes, these are 100% real:

Posted by Original Andrew | November 16, 2007 3:46 PM

That sent me scrambling for my "save image" button.

Posted by Paul Barwick in SF | November 16, 2007 4:08 PM

This totally makes up for that perky-nipped spinning girl.

Posted by Irena | November 16, 2007 4:45 PM

What do you have to do?

Please, be an ellected member of the GOP.

Posted by JamesinLA | November 16, 2007 5:39 PM

Prison Party is tonight at Pony!

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | November 16, 2007 6:04 PM

The thing is--does it make me wanna buy the underwear? No. I don't wanna buy the underwear.

Posted by Boomer in NYC | November 16, 2007 8:08 PM

Are they all wearing C-IN2's infamous "sling," the wonderbra-like size enhancement for male genitals?

Posted by Hoyt Clagwell | November 16, 2007 8:38 PM

A bunch of vapid, probably gay-for-pay Eastern Europeans in their underwear. What else is new?

Give me some hair - and not the blow-dried kind.

Posted by It leaves me cold.... | November 16, 2007 9:38 PM

(surely there's a Shawshank Redemption pun in there somewhere) Get busy livin', or...

Posted by Andy Niable | November 17, 2007 12:11 AM

They all look like Vanilla Ice. Please don't tell me that hairstyle is coming back,

Posted by Kerlyssa | November 17, 2007 6:38 AM

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