People who are all like OMGZ NSFW just shouldn't try reading Slog at work. haha

prison sex is played.

Nothing wrong with that, boys.

You gotta be no older than 30, Sorry Dan that's the real side of being Gay.

So much for NSFW today a the hq of a major bank... yikes, now I'm horny.

real convicts are way, WAY hotter than this. for starters, they shave their heads, not their chests.

can't seem to read the label on the institutional tight whities - help

After looking at this picture I am going to have wood all day long.

@6 - plus they have tats they did themselves.

Rowwwr!!

Thats one hell of a hot shakedown. They may be hiding contraband in their shorts, I hope the shower scene is next. Wow!!

Why does the first one have the orange jumpsuit and none of the others do?!! Am I missing something in this (admittedly hot) implied narrative?

Click here, if you dare. I predict your hands will be rubbed raw by the end of the weekend. And yes, these are 100% real:

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That sent me scrambling for my "save image" button.

This totally makes up for that perky-nipped spinning girl.

What do you have to do?

Please, be an ellected member of the GOP.

Prison Party is tonight at Pony!

The thing is--does it make me wanna buy the underwear? No. I don't wanna buy the underwear.

Are they all wearing C-IN2's infamous "sling," the wonderbra-like size enhancement for male genitals?

A bunch of vapid, probably gay-for-pay Eastern Europeans in their underwear. What else is new?

Give me some hair - and not the blow-dried kind.

(surely there's a Shawshank Redemption pun in there somewhere) Get busy livin', or...

They all look like Vanilla Ice. Please don't tell me that hairstyle is coming back,