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posted by November 21 at 16:09 PM
onHow is it fucking possible that a company* can have an online “renew my account”—my PAID account—feature that they clearly have never actually tried. Seriously. How is it possible?
Witness:
Let’s see what’s wrong here:
1! - “Renewing your online membership has never been easier!” - This is total bullshit, and I’ll prove it.
2! - “… click “enter” below!” - First, too enthusiastic. Second, raise your hand if you see an “enter” button. Right.
3! - See all those “Please enter…” lines? Those are errors, because I’ve already submitted the form as instructed. Couple funny things about those errors: One, they don’t look like errors. It took me a little while to realize they were there, and that they were responsible for my getting the same form back after clicking entersubmit. Two, they refer to fields that DON’T FUCKING EXIST IN THIS FORM, making it quite difficult to do as requested.
4! - I and most sane people tend to reflexively say no to any sentence that begins, “I’d like to receive e-mails regarding…” In this case, though, I’m confused. E-mails regarding my account? Well, it seems like I’d want those, right? “Your account information has recently been sold to terrorists,” for example, or, “Your account is now piping all data through your Facebook profile,” or more realistically, “Your account is about to auto-renew.” If that’s what they mean, this option shouldn’t even be available. They probably mean spam.
It’s really #3 that makes this the worst form in history. I’m trying to give them money and it’s impossible. Have they seriously not tried this feature before? Obviously they have not, and for this they should be slapped about the face and neck continuously for 6 days with a sock filled with duck fat.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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* I’m not naming the company/service, not because I want to spare them the extreme humiliation of getting what-for on Slog, but because I want to spare myself from similar feelings should I reveal what it is that I was trying to renew. Feel free to speculate.
Comments
Xbox live?
My balls. Are raining.
Yah, Alt.com really is a pain, isn't it?
OK, now we play a game of "Guess the Porn Site."
24.95 for a whole year? doesn't sound like a porn site
I pay 0.00 for my porn.
You really shouldn't list things with factorials, Anthony. You're missing a whole bunch of numbers in your list now.
When a company can't figure out how to do an on-line form, it should make you think twice about entering your credit card information over their "secure" connection.
Must have tested it only in IE.
And your account data will be printed out and then left next to the dumpster by the homeless shelter ...
www.whocares.com?
You're all way off, except #10.
I'm guessing Will is right about this -- try a different browser. They likely only designed and tested it for IE.
Nah, this is a server-side issue. They're validating the data with a function that was intended to deal with a different form. It's not really possible for the browser to cause this problem, unless they were being so "clever" that they somehow managed to hide those fields from all browsers except IE, which would be pretty hard to do by accident.
( tried it in IE anyway. Same.)
I'm sure you got to this page by navigating from a reputable site, but be careful. Pages with this many errors could be dummy pages attempting to phish your info. I've seen a couple of security websites that compare real sites to fake ones, and the fake ones always have errors like this.
Thanks Steph (and others), but I'm not too worried. For one, I'm pretty careful and aware of these things (it's my job), and two, the liability I'd face if someone did get my credit card number is small ($50), and I keep a careful eye on my statements so I can report anything weird quickly.
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