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Laguna Beach? Try again. The fires are in Malibu

Posted by jamesb | November 25, 2007 9:57 AM
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"White House says were not on track there either."

Did you maybe mean "we're" rather than were?

Posted by Paul In SF | November 25, 2007 9:58 AM
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Posting this comment from downtown Laguna Beach, I can assure you that Malibu is not Laguna Beach and there are no fires here.

Posted by mike | November 25, 2007 10:02 AM
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O.k. we've had our coffee now. Fixed.

Posted by Brian | November 25, 2007 10:36 AM
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But the real question is, where are the elite buying their TOILET PAPER? Are they still wiping their asses with Costco bulk or have they moved on to gourmet toilet paper with gold leaves woven into the silk fibers?

Posted by Katelyn | November 25, 2007 11:03 AM
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Katelyn @5

No the poor dears have had to stop using the plush stuff and now they're stuck using the cheap crap from Costco us commoners use.

Posted by Y.F. | November 25, 2007 12:03 PM
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Stucco.

Fucking stucco.

If you living in an dry climate prone to fires build your house with fucking stucco and it won't burn to the ground. They've known this in California since 1906.

Posted by Andy | November 25, 2007 12:31 PM
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Wah! Wah! Some of the ingredients for the elites' dinners come from the common man's Costco! ANYONE can shop there (if they've got $45 a year, that is) - it's so plebian! And their $1.50 hot dogs - why do they taste so good? Wah! It's so hard to be a moneyed elite these days.

Posted by Greg | November 26, 2007 9:05 AM
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Once you've had the Waldorf's $1200.00 hot dog, you can never go back.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | November 26, 2007 2:34 PM

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