News Morning News
posted by November 17 at 8:34 AMon
posted by news intern Brian Slodysko
Not resigning anytime soon: Hugo Chavez revises Venezuelan Constitution, mandates sweeping socialist reforms.
Sedition: 15,000 Pakistani troops headed towards Pakistan’s northern border to quell extremists.
Lynnwood PD corruption: FBI tailed deputy chief as he ditched shredded papers in dumpsters prior to raid of his home.
Breaking news: Giuliani pushed for increased health care coverage as mayor of New York, not as conservative as he says.
Back to the table: Studios forced to negotiate with writers as shows switch to re-runs.
One small step above LaRouche: Ron Paul supporters raided by FBI for minting “Liberty Dollars” bearing Paul’s likeness.
Catch a bus this holiday season: Gas prices expected to hit all time seasonal high.
Department of no shit Sherlock: Scientists say pesky issue of global warming must be addressed, suggest U.S. and China sign Kyoto Protocol.
This week in steroids: Prosecutors waited until Bonds broke Aaron’s record before proceeding with indictment.
An inconvenient pain in the ass: Al Gore going to White House to be honored by man who stole election from him and still won’t sign Kyoto Protocol.
Harvard football player: kicks the shit out of people on the field, sings Pavarotti in his spare time.