Conflict of Interest More Mustaches
posted by on November 1 at 17:02 PM
In about two hours, the inaugural Monsieur Mustache Pageant will begin at CHAC.
The judges are cartoonist David Horsey, comedian Aziza Diaz, hairstylist Miguel Vigil, the cafe owner Faizel Khan, and me.
The contest will be a pageant in six rounds, including The Talent Round, the Boxer Shorts Round, and The Tug, wherein our pentavirate will fondle the hairy faces.
The pageant is a benefit for Seattle Cancer Care Alliance and Nick Farina, a well-liked Seattle waiter (El Gaucho, McCormick and Schmick’s, the Met Grill) who has B-cell acute lymphoblastic leukemia and over a million dollars in medical bills.
This guy will be there:
So will this guy:
So should you.
So should Richard Curtis.
Obviously.
tell the waiter friend to file bankrupcy and keep fighting for himself and single payer health insurance
As a former Mr. Gay Seattle, I would love to attend a pageant. But I'm stuck at home with a sick dog.
Wow, that going to be a tough call.
Fuck me if I didn't misread and think for a minute that I'd have to miss Brendan Kiley in a boxer shorts competition.
Brendan Kiley doesn't wear boxers.
As a "man of distinction" Mr. kiley should still have a stache!
Is there going to be a "best leather daddy mustache" category?
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