Hey mitt. How many of our brave men and women have to be turned into shredded bloody meat bags for a fantasy policy based on lies until you reconsider your blind support for Bush's Iraq policy. This is not a fake question and I would like an actual number of dead Americans.

Ask him if he believes that alcohol should be outlawed, then if he says no, ask him why he would protect people's right to alcohol (in conflict to his religious beliefs) and not marijuana when marijuana has proven itself far less dangerous and has medicinal value.

It's a retarded question, but he believes retarded things so I'm trying to work on his level.

My question for Mitt is: "Why are you such a douche?"

Please ask him "Mitt if you become President of the United States would you tithe a portion of your taxpayer provided salary?"

Why bother to continue your campaign now that Chuck Norris endorsed Huckabee?

Aside from gay rights and abortion rights, what strongly held positions are you prepared to chuck to appease the far right?

Hi Mitt. My question is... my question is... Well, Mitt, there actually isn't anything I want to ask you. I don't see what you could possibly say at this point. I hope you don't win.

Why can't just one of your litter volunteer to go fight that Oil War?

I would ask him:

1)What do you think should be done right now to stop the foreclosure, mortgage meltdown affecting the poorest parts of the country?

2)What will you do in 2008 when this crisis is even deeper, affecting more of the middle class bread and butter of the GOP?

3)What measures will you do to strengthen the dollar? Do you believe that the weakened dollar is something that needs to be addressed? If not, why not?

I'd ask him what he is going to name his planet when he dies and becomes a god?

What's the worst thing that will happen to your family if gays are allowed to legally marry?

does your toleration of waterboarding mean that the USA would not support any international war crimes prosecution of other nations or any Islamic terrorists who engage in waterboarding? Are you saying only the USA can engage in waterboarding or is it okay under international law for our enemies to waterboard our own citizens, too?

Do you believe that Geo. Washington was wrong to outlaw torture ? That the British army in 1776 was acting properly by engaging in torture of the American revolutionaries, on the basis that they were not an army of a recognized nation?

Would you accept a truth-seeking waterboard challenge, Mitt? We'd like to get your real opinions on certain matters, and waterboarding is probably the only way we'll be able to do it. Let us know. We're ready.

I also think my question should be asked to every single Republican candidate for any position and their Demopatsies that still vote Pro-War like Rep. Baird.

How would you explain your anti-gay civil unions and anti-abortion stances to friends or staff or even relatives of yours who are gay and/or seeking abortions?

Oh, I'd also ask him if he'd like a bj. Mitt, I think you're kind of hot! Would you like a bj?

Where would you most like to give your concession speech?

a) The Fatburger at San Vicente and La Cienega

b) The Avalon Hollywood

c) The banquet room at the Massengill factory.

I would ask: So Mitt, can I call you Mitt? So Mitt, do prefer being the bottom or the top?

Ask him why none of his five sons of eligible age have or will be serving combat tours in Vietnam?

... oh, wait, I meant Iraq.

same diff ...

Given your recent change of position on abortion, do you now beleive it is ok for women to die in order that you can placate the religious masses?

Sadly this is too late, but I would still like to know if he prefers diamonds or pearls.

Way too late, but: Hey Mitt! Flip-flopping was bad in 2004 when your ilk called Senator Kerry a flip-flopper. Do you think the Republican base has softened its stance on flip-flopping, or do you think the Republican Party in general is just flip-flopping over the issue of flip-flopping in the event they nominate a world class flip-flopper next summer?

Way too late, but: Hey Mitt! Flip-flopping was bad in 2004 when your ilk called Senator Kerry a flip-flopper. Do you think the Republican base has softened its stance on flip-flopping, or do you think the Republican Party in general is just flip-flopping over the issue of flip-flopping in the event they nominate a world class flip-flopper next summer?