Housekeeping Letter to the Editor about This Week’s Feature Story by Someone Who Hasn’t Actually Read It
posted by November 12 at 11:08 AM
onRandy M. writes:
While walking past a bird cage that a friend of mine has, appropriately I saw the latest edition of “The Stranger” lining the bottom of the cage. Peering through the bars of the cage, I read the headlines on the feces soaked wannabe periodical that read something to the effect of “Mr. Savage goes to Spokane in search of more restroom action”. This caught my eye for two reasons: One being that I get “confused” with these gay marriages. Is Dan “U” Savage a “Mr.” this week? The other reason was that I thought there is plenty of gay restroom sex in Seattle, he has to seek it out in Eastern WA now? (of course in the name of “journalism”). Have fun over there Dan. Be careful though, some of those boys from the wheat country don’t take a liking too much to some guy west of the mountains lisping and checking them out while on “ASSignment”.
Comments
*Someone* wasn't an honors student.
Someone is a fucking idiot.
Retarded.
He just tries too hard.
He also seems to have missed everything I've ever written about bathroom sex -- I'm con, and the pro-toilet sex kids are always yelling at me for being sex negative. Can't win for losing...
"Is Dan “U” Savage a “Mr.” this week?"
....huh?
That story was great by the way. Being from Spokane and having been in the the new Davenport Tower, I loved the Siegfried and Roy reference to the decor. Nothing like a Spokane Safari.
Don't you know you only become a Mr. when you get married?
Like I said... see #2 and repeat.
No doubt, he'd be one of those people who says, when you drop off the new issue: "Heeeey, Stranger! Hot off the press! Any NEWS in that PAPER?"
A C for effort, but an F for content and composition.
Great letter - I bet I will do him on my next night prowl at the Inland Empire peep shows.
I read the Spokane article, reminded me of a bad travel feature. What was the point?
Dan is a sexual conservative - and the decor of some hotel is of little interest to me.
Surprised he didn't take the kid with him - and add an eating out with children review.
Ouch, Andy. I think I caught some shrapnel from your stinging wit. Medic!
See? Some people think I'm a sexual conservative, which is absolutely hilarious.
You are a sexual conservative, Dan.
Prove, Mr. Poe.
AaaaaHH~!H!
It'th the lithping that alwayth giveth you guyth away. I can thpot you every time.
I'll grudgingly concede that the article was pretty good (if for nothing else, the dissertation on "autogynephiles")... and fervently hope that the head of the next Mole that Randy whacks pops out of his anal orifice with an audible wheeze... ^..^
i hate this man and his letter, so much...don't try to be arch and witty on Slog. Either you got it, or you ain't and you ain't got it, dude..
and puns haven't been very funny, EVER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WALKING PAST BIRDCAGES, YOU HOMO?!?
I agree with Poe. Dan is and, unfortunately has become more so the older he gets. He should get out some his earliest comic books and re-read them for proof.
Anyone who's never seen Dan's co-written comic books and strips has missed a wonderful treat from Savage Love. Why don't you reprint those, Dan? They're priceless.
I must remember to use the term "ASSignment" sometime in the near future
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