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this is the fucking best story ever. the manager of that tully's is totally my best friend from high school. i am going to have to ask him for details.

Posted by ray | November 30, 2007 10:54 AM
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I would have rubbed his bulge.

Posted by Mr. Poe | November 30, 2007 11:04 AM
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man in speedo on cold morning -- keep walking. man in speedo on cold morning with hard on -- look but keep walking. man in speedo on cold morning with hard on chained to a fence -- take photo and keep walking or call neighboring business later to follow-up. ah! capitol hill! how i love you!

Posted by infrequent | November 30, 2007 11:54 AM
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Is this the same guy who was reported to Last Days by a hot tipper a few months ago?

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 11
Speaking of kooky kinks: "This morning I was walking around Green Lake with a friend," writes Hot Tipper Amy. "We noticed a middle-aged guy tying some ropes to a picnic table. I figured he was a mountain climber or, uh, something—but then he crawled on top of the table, laid down spread-eagled, and tied himself four ways to Sunday. He was wearing pink women's underwear on top of black tights, a corset, and a teeny tiny boner. And a parka on top! (Oh, so Seattle.) He just lay there, ready and waiting for I'm not sure what. When I drove past later, he was gone."

Posted by Gillian Anderson | November 30, 2007 11:56 AM
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All day long, you're going to have good luck. Everyone has their omens; you just gotta wait and they'll come. Last week I saw a woman do a cartoon-classic slip on the sidewalk. Later that day, I got a raise.

Posted by Carbona not glue | November 30, 2007 12:04 PM
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Its good to see that Capitol Hill is still maintaining some of its charm.

Posted by aquaticboy | November 30, 2007 2:40 PM
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I was Dan being a role model. Ya know, GGG and all...

Posted by ecce homo | November 30, 2007 3:20 PM
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Were you, Ecce? I'm impressed. These new meds of yours are working.

Posted by Donovan | November 30, 2007 10:59 PM
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OMG: that is too hilarious! I love a city that can have a guy in pink speedos strapped to a wall wandering around for fun. Gotta love it! Reminds me of one day when I was walking to class (this is in Portland) and I looked over to a car parked on the street, because there was some noise coming from it only to realize (to my shock) that there were two people having sex right there in the car! It was actually a plus-sized white woman and a large black man. I almost screamed, but I didn't know what to do, so I just kept walking! Oh yeah, and their window was open, they were in the back seat and it was the middle of the afternoon and the woman was moaning LOUDLY!!! Has anyone else ever had that kind of thing happen to them???

Posted by Kristin Bell | November 30, 2007 11:58 PM
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a couple years ago going northbound on I-5, around 80th NE or so, in moderately heavy traffic, a big luxury car passed us, driven by an attractive Asian woman. In the back seat, (no tinted windows) a guy in a suit was sitting in the middle, with a naked woman straddling him, and they were almost there. The car was traveling very fast and by the time it registered with me, it was a speck somewhere down the road..... I'm sure I will never see something like that again.

Posted by AceMotel | December 1, 2007 12:51 AM
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That was Dan being a role model, you know GGG and all...

I must have mistyped...

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