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Thursday, November 1, 2007

It Sounds Like Some Filthy Porn Euphemism

posted by on November 1 at 9:31 AM

…but it’s really about breakfast. (And sloth and commerce.)

The Organic Batter Blaster.

(Don’t neglect to watch the instructional video.)

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1

Yum yum! Everything should come from a can with a nozzle!

Posted by Amelia | November 1, 2007 9:33 AM
2

Wow. The ingredients of that might well be organic, but that whole concept is about as far as possible from any organic philosophy ever.

Posted by Levislade | November 1, 2007 9:47 AM
3

@2 is right, putting organic items in an air can (made of organic metal?) kinda nullifies the oragnic aspect. I will not even touch the landfill implications. I will stick with my Krusteeze!

Posted by Just Me | November 1, 2007 9:53 AM
4

According to their zipcode finder, the only store anywhere near here that carries these is the Haggens in Lake Stevens, which isn't really anywhere near here.

Posted by Fnarf | November 1, 2007 10:36 AM
5

I want pancakes!!

Posted by Scottie | November 1, 2007 10:44 AM
6

Riiiight. I'm just trying to imagine someone at the local Hippie-Mart actually putting that into their unbleached hemp shopping bag alongside the heirloom tomatoes, free-range tofu field roast, and fair-trade coffee.

Expect to see cases of this stuff arriving at your local discount overstock Grocery Outlet soon!

Posted by COMTE | November 1, 2007 10:52 AM
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@1: I agree! This (surely) patented pressurized food technology can be well applied to many other foodstuffs other than cheez and batter. Just think, the possibilities are endless. Pressurized refried beans combined with pressurized cheez means instant nachos. Pressurized peanut butter and jelly means no more messy knives from speading traditional pb&j and think of all the time you'll save! Pressurized soup will lead to more time efficient lunch breaks (though heating the product in a pressurized can won't be easy. Perhaps there's some sort of organic chemical "heatener" they could add.) The possibilities are endless!

Posted by meh | November 1, 2007 11:15 AM
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Comte, "organic" isn't marketed at hippies with hemp bags anymore. It's marketed at surburban moms just like everything else in the interior processed aisles at the market. Organic is mega-biz now.

Posted by Fnarf | November 1, 2007 11:30 AM
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I don't like fluffy pancakes anyway. I like 'em thin and spongy.

mmmm spongy.......

Posted by rubyred | November 1, 2007 12:25 PM
10

I can't believe no one said the line before I could...


I got yer organic batter blaster right here...

Posted by MoTown | November 1, 2007 12:40 PM
11

Oh hell yes! The man behind this is an acquaintance of mine (if you ever went to the Parkside in SF during it's glory days before it changed hands a few more times, he was a former owner), and I couldn't be more happy it's taking off for him. I love this product.

Posted by Dougsf | November 1, 2007 12:59 PM
12

For the past week I've been looking around the local stores for a can of that stuff to try just for laughs, but no luck. The one bonus about it would be for singles like me who are suddenly in the mood for like 2 pancakes for breakfast.

Posted by MarkyMark | November 1, 2007 2:20 PM
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The intro music to that video doesn't help me avoid sexual connotations, either

Posted by Adam | November 1, 2007 10:29 PM

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