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Monday, November 12, 2007

I Will Fight! I Will Fight! I Will Fight!

posted by on November 12 at 16:18 PM

Here is Steve Ballmer starting a presentation at Microsoft:

Here (via WFMU) is audio of Jim Jones inciting his followers to commit suicide. The former immediately made me think of the latter. Now I’m going to go make a nice autumn stew and lie down and take a nap.

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1

but wouldn't it make all the hipsters on capital hill happy if the 'softies across the way committed suicide en masse? that would free you from your "guilt" of abandoning your hometown business and you could free enjoy drinking the kool-aid Apple serves up...

Posted by ddv | November 12, 2007 4:37 PM
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Gheezuz Phuquing Xricst Corporate America is run by idiots. I just hope his overworked heart (he's packing the fat don't ya see) does not stop. And to think he was told to behave that way by some idiot consultant.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | November 12, 2007 4:38 PM
3

Oooooold video. I like the domopers remix.

He's still no match for Howard Dean, though.

Posted by Chris | November 12, 2007 4:39 PM
4

Wow, that video is at least 6 years old. What prompted you to unearth that old fossil?

Posted by Peter | November 12, 2007 5:07 PM
5

I bumped into it online, and saw it for the first time. Can we retire this "old video" bullshit, really? All it proves is that you spend more time sitting in front of a computer than I do. Bravo.

If I post something that says "OMG This New Video Is Totally New and Mind-Blowing and Also New," then you can call me on it. Isn't anybody going to point out that the Jim Jones audio is "at least ten years old?"

That is all.

Posted by Paul Constant | November 12, 2007 5:12 PM
6

@4 yes
@5 no

What's next, the Bill Gates getting hit with a pie video?

Posted by Anon | November 12, 2007 5:30 PM
7

Developers, developers, developers, developers...

Haha, even though it's old it still makes me laugh. This is the link you want Paul:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE

Posted by I've got four words for you... | November 12, 2007 5:43 PM
8

What exactly is a "nice autumn stew"?

Posted by catalina vel-duray | November 12, 2007 6:22 PM
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Something with squash involved, I presume.

Posted by kid icarus | November 12, 2007 6:34 PM
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Posted by I've got four words for you... | November 12, 2007 6:49 PM
11

And a good use of Jim Jones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGgLyfDERI

Posted by avatar | November 12, 2007 7:09 PM
12

What's next, a post about the Hamster Dance. A post about Mahir?

Posted by Tiffany | November 12, 2007 7:20 PM
13

Paul, touche on how much time I spend in front of the computer, but seriously, this video and all the "Monkey Boy" mashups and remixes (check out the recent iPod-style Zune ad with a sillouette of Ballmer dancing around) were the Chris Crocker meme of 2001, excepting that unlike Crocker (or Britney), the subject of this video is a powerful local figure.

I guess I just assumed you'd seen it years ago and brought it back up again for some specific reason, some recent Ballmer escapade I'd missed.

Posted by Peter | November 12, 2007 8:04 PM
14

Having seen at least one Ballmer "Pump up the troops" video, I couldn't believe the fuss over the Howard Dean pep rally. It was nothing by comparison.

Posted by dean scream | November 12, 2007 10:03 PM
15

Calling out something tired and old for being tired and old is perfectly reasonable--it's no different than if you reviewed old movies or old books.

And bitch-slapping Peter for pointing this out was low and uncalled for. If you can't do this job professionally, go work at McDonalds.

Posted by Boomer in NYC | November 13, 2007 4:29 AM
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Yes, the video is old. However, Ballmer is (with the possible exception of Blackwater execs) the vilest of the corporate vile, so I'm happy to see it making the rounds again.

Posted by butterw | November 13, 2007 1:15 PM
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@ 15: Boomers are tired and old. Would you all just STFU?

Posted by Dono | November 13, 2007 6:14 PM

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