Sports How About a Little Diversity?
posted by on November 28 at 12:26 PM
Smooth and skinny twink Benjaman Nicholas has his fans. But Slog reader Marc is taken with slightly scruffier, slighly beefier twinks—like Colt Brennan, the Hawaii Warriors quarterback in contention for the Heisman Trophy. Brennan is the subject of a profile in today’s Seattle Times.
Rarely do I gasp in awe at any photo on the sports page. But I confess I stole the entire sports section from Bagel-Deli on 15th this a.m. This photo would certainly please Michael Strangeways and perhaps Mr. Poe (whose tastes seem to be ‘widespread’). Brennan apparently is on his way to a Heisman if he keeps his dick clean. Read further down in the story—ah, the hardships of being a pretty boy.
The story is headlined “Hawaii’s Brennan making most of second chance.” Here’s how Brennan blew his first chance:
Brennan, a graduate of perennial prep power Mater Dei High in Southern California, signed with Colorado, where he redshirted in 2003. In January 2004, he was accused of entering a female student’s room uninvited (while allegedly drunk) and failing to leave, earning several charges, including sexual assault.He was convicted of first-degree criminal trespass and second-degree burglary (sexual assault was dropped) and sentenced to seven days in jail and four years probation. He was kicked off the team at Colorado…. A number of schools that would have been interested in him were scared off by his conviction.
Hawaii coach June Jones offered Brennan a chance to walk on and prove himself, holding out the carrot of leading what has become one of the most prolific passing offenses in college footbal—the Warriors have been ranked in the top five nationally in passing eight straight seasons.
The Hawaii Warriors will play the Washington Huskies on Saturday night—and here’s a pic of Brennan fer ya.
Now I’m going to go to lunch. But first I’m going to stroll through editorial and ask some of the straight guys on staff—and the majority of guys on staff in editorial are straight, believe it or not—to post some gratuitous pictures of good looking women to Slog. Just for, you know, balance and shit.
FUCK BALANCE DAN!!! We want HARD CORE GAY PORN on Slog ALL DAY LONG!!!!
Fisting, watersports, scat, you name it. We want it all and all gay!!!
Whatever. Chase Daniel makes a stronger case for the Heisman and my pants.
The pic you posted is much nicer than the one from the paper... bleached blond with a black spot just doesn't look that hot.
He's OK in the paper pic, but that pic makes him look tasty.
The U of Hawaii used to be the "Rainbow Warriors" but most athletic teams dropped the "Rainbow" in 2000. Too gay apparently.
have I misunderstood the term "Twink" all this time, or are you using it a little liberally here?
But can you imagine him giving Trent Lott what for?
with a name like colt brennan, he's destined to be a gay icon. either that or an anchor on dateline nbc.
Yes, yes- but how big is his wee wee?
The spot on his head looks like the aftermath of a bullet.
Dear God:
I'd like to see Colt Brennan and Idaho Governor Butch Otter's names publicly (and luridly) linked.
Kate @ 2 is wise and has great taste.
Also, someone had to talk this dude into going to HAWAII for college?
Yet another athletic white boy. Really spanning the gamut of humanity, Dan.
It seems Colt is suffering from that hair oddity called "poliosis" - but in his case reversed. Get used to it. Johnny Depp will become a poster child for poliosis and some Roosevelt kin will create The March of Dyes. Too late, I fear, for Susan Sontag, however.
A college quarterback forcing himself on a woman? ::surprised face::
BTW, prediction: Hawaii by like 5 touchdowns.
oooh, i just google-imaged this "chase daniel" character you speak of. another one headed for gay icon/dateline anchor status.
I was in Hawaii for the first game of their season and I know whats going on with his hair. To show school spirit he bleached his hair, dyed the Hawaiian Islands in it. So he had 8 spots. And it did look retarded
He included the little island the navy uses as a bombing range?!? That's commitment!
hawaii hasnt played anyone strong this season. and no, boise state isnt a strong team.
i couldnt deal with reading all of that sports stuff, but i'd still do him.
Even Niihau?
i'm confused; WHY is my name being taken in vain? WHY am I being lumped in with Mr Poe? WHY!?!?!?
but this dude IS cute...and his name is pornolicious...paging Joe Gage; we've found a new star for you!
anyway, I HAD amazing, naughty, illicit, but SAFE sex this weekend so I'm beyond being titillated by images of hunky, Hawaiian football stars...at least for awhile.
I just realized I must be channeling Rahkhet Dirzhud-Rashid but without the makeup tips, child.
Chase Daniel and Colt Brennan in...Hot Football Jocks in the Locker Room...
Cumming soon...And again and again...
OK, it's been an hour-and-a-half. Where are the pics of hot ladies? Get off your asses, straight men of the Stranger, and bring me some boobs.
@23: No shit. Where are the cheesecake pics of fine ladies?
I thought the Rainbow Warrior was the Greenpeace ship blown up by French Seals.
That being the case, I'd probably look for a new team name, as well.
Michael @ 21: GUFFAW.
Mr. Poe wouldn't like this guy.
He's not over 70 years old
I am finally getting off this
stupid rock after helping my elderly parents with their hot, muddy and very miserable little taro patch. Everyone here has gone completely stupid over the Bows and their WAC title win. The islands more or less shut down for last Friday's game against Boise State, and one would have thought Christ had
reappeared after Hawai'i won...perhaps Christ did appear...a 12 pack of Steinie's were selling for around $9.
One thing for sure, the Bows appear bent on preserving their perfect season. The Huskies better be very prepared or they will be crushed.
--- Jensen
It *is* better than the run-of-the-mill twink pic, but he's too thin and WAY too young. Put a little bit of flesh on those bones and about 15 years on his age and he'll be primo meat--still hot enough to do but not far enough along to need the ear/nose hair trimmer and the Botox for the crow's feet.
A doofus straight jock that gets drunk and harrasses women. Gross. Is it really that hard to find a sexy non-twink Dan?
Oh, so you're responsible for me checking my gag reflex a few minutes ago. Are the women in the cheesecake pics also rapists?
Hey, I didn't find this beefy twink -- or go looking for him. Marc found him. I just passed him on, like some tweaked out party bottom. And yes, Andy, "another athletic white boy." I knew I wasn't "spanning the gamut of humanity," which is why I titled the post the way I did.
Sheesh!
Dan--he's not even beefy. Look at how his shoulder pads and padding hang off him. That's the only thing that makes him look beefy. Underneath the padding he's no bigger than me, just younger.
I know beefy, and this kid ain't it. Give him a few years.
Well, we're the same height and he weights 35 more pounds than I do. I think that's beefy.
Obviously, beefy is in the eye of the beef-holder. I figure we're (Dan and I) about the same size (I'm 5'11" and about 165) so 35# doesn't cut it for me, distributed over a body.
Gimme the 210# hulks. Not fat, but solid. Like a wall. I want more than the wind to wrap my arms around at night.
the "cheesecake pics of hot women" are anywhere and everywhere, for chrissake, including the lustlab ads up the entire left side of this web page. As a girl who likes boys and girls of every flavor, i was quite enjoying seeing a little healthy exploitation of male bodies for once.
There's a video of the Warriors practice getting rained out today. My favorite part? This quote from wide receiver Jason Rivers:
"I was out of the rain as soon as possible. My hair poofs up when it gets wet so I had to get out of the rain as soon as possible."
More like Jasmine Rivers.
Huskies by a field goal.
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