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Friday, November 2, 2007

Hot.

posted by on November 2 at 13:54 PM

Here’s an early Christmas gift idea (via the Wall Street Journal)…

Buy your chubby loved one a washboard stomach!

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(Thanks to Matt Hickey for the tip.)

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1

Those freckles went from offensive to endearing...

Posted by Amelia | November 2, 2007 2:06 PM
2

You can paint them on with henna and a camel-hair brush for a lot cheaper.

It'd be about as convincing.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | November 2, 2007 2:06 PM
3

Yuck -- his stomach looks like a cartoon version of a fish skeleton.

Posted by Brendan | November 2, 2007 2:08 PM
4

He went from looking chubby to looking like he's HIV+!

Posted by Turner | November 2, 2007 2:14 PM
5

People who have cosmetic surgery are as inferior to me as non-vegetarians. Which is to say, quite inferior. Excuse me, as I shall go now and be smug for a goog long spell. Do interrupt me, however, if you find others who need to be belittled.

Posted by elenchos | November 2, 2007 2:17 PM
6

Before you go, elenchos? One thing:

Show us your abs!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | November 2, 2007 2:21 PM
7

Just exactly how long IS a "goog long spell", elenchos? Longer than the .18 seconds it takes to Google the word "goog"?

Posted by COMTE | November 2, 2007 2:32 PM
8

Hot? That looks like crap. It might just be the lighting, or his oddly shaped manboobs, but it looks lopsided.

Posted by w7ngman | November 2, 2007 2:36 PM
9

A washboard stomach is useless without good pecs.

Posted by keshmeshi | November 2, 2007 2:46 PM
10

I have been waiting for decorative liposuction to catch on. Imagine: quilt patterns, checks, pet portraits, the sky is the limit really. It is the new upside of being fat.

Posted by derek | November 2, 2007 3:30 PM
11

I'm not into dudes, but try and imagine what TOUCHING that would feel like.

I like the idea of decorative lipo, though.

Why are the comment boxes broken? No scrollbar on the right.

Posted by Fnarf | November 2, 2007 3:55 PM
12

That guy is pretty unfuckable both before and after, but after, I don't think blindness and an eight ball of crystal would induce anyone to do him.

Posted by Gitai | November 2, 2007 5:29 PM
13

Just like every other form of plastic surgery, that looks completely freaking fake! Eeeew!

I certainly hope the title of this post is meant to be sarcastic.

Posted by todd | November 2, 2007 7:19 PM
14

Not worth the money, guys. Just like fake tits.

Posted by Greg | November 5, 2007 2:29 PM

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