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posted by November 2 at 13:54 PM
onHere’s an early Christmas gift idea (via the Wall Street Journal)…
Buy your chubby loved one a washboard stomach!
(Thanks to Matt Hickey for the tip.)
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posted by November 2 at 13:54 PM
onHere’s an early Christmas gift idea (via the Wall Street Journal)…
Buy your chubby loved one a washboard stomach!
(Thanks to Matt Hickey for the tip.)
Comments
Those freckles went from offensive to endearing...
You can paint them on with henna and a camel-hair brush for a lot cheaper.
It'd be about as convincing.
Yuck -- his stomach looks like a cartoon version of a fish skeleton.
He went from looking chubby to looking like he's HIV+!
People who have cosmetic surgery are as inferior to me as non-vegetarians. Which is to say, quite inferior. Excuse me, as I shall go now and be smug for a goog long spell. Do interrupt me, however, if you find others who need to be belittled.
Before you go, elenchos? One thing:
Show us your abs!
Just exactly how long IS a "goog long spell", elenchos? Longer than the .18 seconds it takes to Google the word "goog"?
Hot? That looks like crap. It might just be the lighting, or his oddly shaped manboobs, but it looks lopsided.
A washboard stomach is useless without good pecs.
I have been waiting for decorative liposuction to catch on. Imagine: quilt patterns, checks, pet portraits, the sky is the limit really. It is the new upside of being fat.
I'm not into dudes, but try and imagine what TOUCHING that would feel like.
I like the idea of decorative lipo, though.
Why are the comment boxes broken? No scrollbar on the right.
That guy is pretty unfuckable both before and after, but after, I don't think blindness and an eight ball of crystal would induce anyone to do him.
Just like every other form of plastic surgery, that looks completely freaking fake! Eeeew!
I certainly hope the title of this post is meant to be sarcastic.
Not worth the money, guys. Just like fake tits.
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