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Friday, November 16, 2007

Holy Xenu!

posted by on November 16 at 14:03 PM

OMG, OMG, OMG! When I was looking at this, I, like, TOTALLY missed this.

How could I?

Thanks, Slog commenter, Matt.

In other news: Boy George has been charged, and will stand trial, for abducting a Norwegian manhooker. According to the best sources available to source on such short notice, The Boy and some unspecified other guy (who was totally Andrew Ridgley, I just know it), allegedly rendezvoused with the aforementioned Norwegian manhooker, and retired with him to George’s London flat. Then the pair promptly chained him to the wall and accosted him with various whips and big floppy dildos. Apparently the manhooker was less than pleased with these arrangements (what did he expect? Crumpets with nuns? I ask you.), for in a flurry of drama and intrepid general gayness, the manhooker broke free from his wall and ran flailing for the police. Which in London are called “bobbies”. Which has nothing to do with the absolute fact that Boy George has begun to look exactly like a bald Elizabeth Taylor—-and not Young Elizabeth Taylor who could totally pull that shit off, but the crazy-ish 8,000 year old hip-wreck Elizabeth Taylor, who probably actually is bald in real life now, come to think of it. Never mind.

Weird fucking British.

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NO WAY! That is SO hilarious.

Posted by Amelia | November 16, 2007 2:24 PM

People seem to forget the Boy George was, and still is one of the most influential voices of the 80s. Who cares who he ties up, and you will be bald and fat one day, too.

Posted by Mike | November 16, 2007 2:55 PM

I wanna hear Matisse's take on this.

Posted by Greg | November 16, 2007 3:49 PM

If you're bald and fat one day, you'll probably be bald and fat every day...

Posted by NapoleonXIV | November 16, 2007 4:11 PM

Hey, give him a break. He's still recovering from that disco ball accident.

Posted by Irena | November 16, 2007 4:43 PM

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