Slog - Comments on Hillary Clinton's Lesbian Lover

Comment by Big Sven

Big Sven — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:29:02 -0800

So it's o.k. because you're being meta? Got it.

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:30:23 -0800

Yowza.

That gown doesn't look very practical for PA work, though.

Comment by andy niable

andy niable — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:32:20 -0800

There have been rumors about Hillary's orientation for years, including chatter about a "tape" which was mentioned at a Democratic Fundraiser in Hawaii. Several very moneyed donors said they put their money on Obama and not on Mrs. Clinton because they had inside information about the existence of the tape, and they expect an inevitable "October Surprise" and making Hillary a doomed investment...

Comment by gnossos

gnossos — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:37:56 -0800

If Hil is lickin' Huma, then I'll bet Bill is seething with jealousy and down on bended knee beggin' for sloppy seconds. Because Huma is hotter than any woman Bill has banged in a long long time (that we know of at least).

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:39:12 -0800

She's hot.

Too bad the story is a fake.

Comment by ida mae

ida mae — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:43:43 -0800

SHE REMINDS ME OF jEAN gODDENS GIRLFRIEND ...

tHE sTRANGER HAD NO IDEA ...

SHIT THE SHIFT KEY, I AM CRUCIFIED BY GUPPIES AND YUPPIES

Comment by there are no muslim lesbians, just ask the Iranians

there are no muslim lesbians, just ask the Iranians — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:45:56 -0800

Bullshit.

Comment by Phelix

Phelix — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:47:36 -0800

Oh my... That woman's delicious.

On a slightly serious note, since when does having a family brimming with known muslims mean you're connected to terrorists?

Comment by Dan Savage

Dan Savage — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:49:19 -0800

Yes, it would be better, Big Sven, just to ignore the story/rumor/lie, because then it would just go away -- just like those Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.

Comment by gay elitist

gay elitist — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:49:22 -0800

There is ample evidence that the Republican Party has the corner on the closet-case market. This is just smear. I do wonder though, which Democratic campaign is helping to disseminate the rumors: Obama or Edwards?

Comment by DOUG.

DOUG. — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:52:16 -0800

Big deal. Dubya was sucking bin Laden's dick at Kennebunkport family retreats way back in the summer of '59.

Comment by Fyodor Zulinski

Fyodor Zulinski — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:53:41 -0800

my guess:
Hillary is elected, unveils Muslim terrorist girlfriend and Osama bin Laden as Secretary of State, reelection is challenged by also-lesbian Condi Rice, world ends during 12/12/12 recount

Comment by Ben

Ben — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:56:45 -0800

@4: Are you kidding? My money'd be on Bill running the camera.

Comment by Catman

Catman — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:59:29 -0800

Vast right-wing conspiracy.

Comment by Carollani

Carollani — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:59:58 -0800

If Hillary is hooking up with that hottie she's got my vote. Definitely.

Comment by tsm

tsm — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:02:49 -0800

Come on - this is bush-league stuff, and so fucking preditable. Surely her team is already prepared for a yarn about some random girl munching Hillary's carpet. It's exactly what you'd expect Drudge to throw out there, with a big ol' siren.

(And how many of those posters in the Freeper link do you think were typing with one hand?)

Comment by bill

bill — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:04:34 -0800

Gotta be contrary: she's too skinny. Look at those arms--or lack thereof. Some sort of eating disorder. She's all yours, bro.

Comment by Tlazolteotl

Tlazolteotl — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:05:36 -0800

Dan, in the story about Richard Curtis, you write

Some people credit the Republicans losing control of Congress in 2006 to the Haggard scandal.

I hate to nitpick, but wasn't it the Foley scandal?

Comment by V

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:07:57 -0800

Hey, it's too bad that 1) Hillary is so scary and offputting and 2) there's no merit to this story. Because otherwise I might be compelled to vote for her just so there'd be a megahot First Lady for once. I'd put a poster of her on the wall of my dorm room, if I had one.

Then again, if Hillary gets the Democratic nomination I'll likely end up voting for her anyway. Grudgingly.

Two-party systems are a stupid idea.

Comment by Mike

Mike — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:11:15 -0800

I don't see how this is a smear. What's wrong with lesbians?

Comment by superyeadon

superyeadon — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:15:34 -0800

I can't believe that a national politician would ever cheat on their spouse, especially with a member of the same sex. What next?

Comment by Westside forever

Westside forever — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:32:12 -0800

Too skinny

Comment by Willis

Willis — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:36:34 -0800

I'd hit that.

Twice.

Comment by J.R.

J.R. — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:49:42 -0800

She has family members that are "known Muslims?" That's illegal, right?

Comment by Lloyd Clydesdale

Lloyd Clydesdale — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:00:47 -0800

Better a klown Muslim than an unklown Muslim.

Comment by Wolf

Wolf — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:47:15 -0800

She looks a bit like Terri Hatcher. I wouldn't lick her with someone else's tongue.

(never mind the gay thing)

Comment by infrequent

infrequent — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:10:36 -0800

step aside kucinich... there's a new trophy on display.

Comment by Irena

Irena — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:58:24 -0800

Nice to see she's getting attention for her abilities...

Comment by xx

xx — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:00:03 -0800

And I heard that Ron Paul jacks-off to pictures of George Bush and Dick-head.

Comment by clueless frat boy

clueless frat boy — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:27:32 -0800

I dont get it. If Shrillary is teh gay with her, does that mean she's gay too??? no chick that looks like her could be gay, no way man. She looks like one of the dark haired sor sis's across the row, and all of them like to bone men. I thought muslin chicks all wore that jib-jab thing. kind of a turn on, but dont tell any of the brah's I said that, aww-right?

Comment by Hal

Hal — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:27:43 -0800

She's alright... If you're into that emmaciated, little girl look...

Is that like a lesbian thing?

Comment by WenG

WenG — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:34:56 -0800

If there's anything left in Hill's closet, it was buried in lime years ago.

Comment by Big Sven

Big Sven — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 21:37:22 -0800

Dan, you don't often piss me off, but *you* are the one who ripped on Harpers for "stoking" this rumor, all the while spreading the rumor yourself. What the fuck is wrong with you today?

Comment by Noink

Noink — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 22:27:31 -0800

This rumor exists because the idea of someone getting it on with Huma is so damn appealing - H. Clinton just happens to be the most convenient someone.

Comment by BeenThere

BeenThere — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:53:36 -0800

Say what you want- That woman's hot enough to make this gay boy straight. For at least a night.
Go Hillary!

Comment by Greg

Greg — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:03:18 -0800

I'd be much more worried about a straight woman who wouldn't go a little bi for Huma Abedin. Besides, Hillary has at least one, probably two free passes from Bill, and anyway I don't picture him complaining.

Comment by Mongrel

Mongrel — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:10:13 -0800

She could have an ultimate "long skinny arms" deathmatch with Ann Coulter. Huma would win with a gracefully-maneuvered, thin-fingered 'eagle claw" to Coulter's testicles.

Comment by Mike

Mike — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:15:51 -0800

Look at her. She could make anybody switch teams.

Comment by fnc

fnc — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:56:30 -0800

Even if Mrs. Clinton were the lesbiest lesbo in all of lesdom, she would walk across a field of naked Huma-class hotties without once looking down if it meant she would get elected. I get the feeling that with Mrs. Clinton, ALL else comes (heh) second to doing and saying whatever it takes to get elected. She is a politician first, and an anything else second.

Oh, and put me in the "do want" column. Skinny or no, I think Huma's incredible looking.

Comment by msl

msl — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 13:29:41 -0800

Too bad it isn't true!

Good taste in mistresses is applicable to good taste in cabinet appointments, and therefore a candidate's lovers should be assessed by voters. Caucus-goers in Iowa should demand to know what Obama's and Edwards' girlfriends look like.

Take a look at pre-wedding Judy Guiliani, for example, and place her next to Huma Abedin, and reflect on what that means. On second thought, let's just take another long, reflective look at Abedin. Zow.

Comment by infrequent

infrequent — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 13:46:25 -0800

@28 . she's getting attention for her abilities and for her appearance.

Comment by Big Sven

Big Sven — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:02:18 -0800

Doesn't Huma look a lot like Roslyn's cylon chief of staff? Maybe she's a cylon. That'd be bad.

Comment by American

American — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:40:06 -0800

Yeah, great, the Oval Office will be renamed the princess romp room!

There is no way she is going to get elected with these rumors swirling about!

Thank goodness! I'd rather have the black man!!!

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Comment by Peggy McGilligan

Peggy McGilligan — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 20:29:14 -0800

Like a good many Americans, I don�t want Hillary Clinton back in the White House. What is past is prologue. I am also convinced that Hillary is a born lesbian, and rather openly so since the 1970s. As I would find out, there's much more to Hillary than meets the eye: http://theseedsof9-11.com

Comment by Dykebiyatch

Dykebiyatch — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:36:17 -0800

What's so awful about this is that the other women that Hillary has been with will now suffer lower self-esteem. It's a sad commentary on our society that the depth of Hillary's politics of meaning are so misunderstood by her bisexuality that is merely a tool of her femininity in the consistent application of her power.

Will the sleight Huma be forced to carry all the White House fixtures that Hillary covets if she can obtain the power that she so desperately craves?
Surely poor Huma is not strong enough to do a repeat of the $300,000 in heavy lifting of White House possessions.

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