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Thursday, November 8, 2007

Hillary Clinton’s Lesbian Lover

posted by on November 8 at 14:18 PM


She’s freakin’ hot—hell, I’d do her. Says Harper’s

It’s not just Republicans who play rough in South Carolina. Rumors have been circulating in the Palmetto State, and elsewhere, that Hillary Clinton is having a lesbian affair. Her alleged paramour: a beautiful aide named Huma Abedin (Oscar de la Renta says he longs to see Huma in a strapless dress before he dies). As you can see from the photo, if Hillary is having an affair with Abedin it would not be evidence of her lesbianism as much as of her common sense and sound judgment.

The hard-to-credit rumor of Hillary’s Sapphic excursions is being stoked by right-wing bloggers. They suggest that this supposed romance shows thecandidate is not only a lesbian but consorting with terrorists, given that the Michigan-born Abedin is reportedly from a family brimming with known Muslims.

But it’s not just Republicans who are pushing the story. Will Folks, a well-known blogger in South Carolina, reported yesterday that he’d “heard from sources at rival Democratic presidential campaigns who claim that they ‘know it to be true’ that Hill and Huma are romantically-involved.” I called Folks, and he said that two different Democratic campaigns had told him about the alleged affair, but neither had “presented anything remotely resembling proof.”

Yeah, Harper’s, it’s awful the way right-wing blogs and rival Democratic campaigns are stoking this rumor—a rumor I hadn’t actually heard until I read about it, um, Harper’s. It’s one that many Slog readers hadn’t heard about, uh, until they read it here.

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So it's o.k. because you're being meta? Got it.

Posted by Big Sven | November 8, 2007 2:29 PM


That gown doesn't look very practical for PA work, though.

Posted by Fnarf | November 8, 2007 2:30 PM

There have been rumors about Hillary's orientation for years, including chatter about a "tape" which was mentioned at a Democratic Fundraiser in Hawaii. Several very moneyed donors said they put their money on Obama and not on Mrs. Clinton because they had inside information about the existence of the tape, and they expect an inevitable "October Surprise" and making Hillary a doomed investment...

Posted by andy niable | November 8, 2007 2:32 PM

If Hil is lickin' Huma, then I'll bet Bill is seething with jealousy and down on bended knee beggin' for sloppy seconds. Because Huma is hotter than any woman Bill has banged in a long long time (that we know of at least).

Posted by gnossos | November 8, 2007 2:37 PM

She's hot.

Too bad the story is a fake.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 8, 2007 2:39 PM




Posted by ida mae | November 8, 2007 2:43 PM


Posted by there are no muslim lesbians, just ask the Iranians | November 8, 2007 2:45 PM

Oh my... That woman's delicious.

On a slightly serious note, since when does having a family brimming with known muslims mean you're connected to terrorists?

Posted by Phelix | November 8, 2007 2:47 PM

Yes, it would be better, Big Sven, just to ignore the story/rumor/lie, because then it would just go away -- just like those Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.

Posted by Dan Savage | November 8, 2007 2:49 PM

There is ample evidence that the Republican Party has the corner on the closet-case market. This is just smear. I do wonder though, which Democratic campaign is helping to disseminate the rumors: Obama or Edwards?

Posted by gay elitist | November 8, 2007 2:49 PM

Big deal. Dubya was sucking bin Laden's dick at Kennebunkport family retreats way back in the summer of '59.

Posted by DOUG. | November 8, 2007 2:52 PM

my guess:
Hillary is elected, unveils Muslim terrorist girlfriend and Osama bin Laden as Secretary of State, reelection is challenged by also-lesbian Condi Rice, world ends during 12/12/12 recount

Posted by Fyodor Zulinski | November 8, 2007 2:53 PM

@4: Are you kidding? My money'd be on Bill running the camera.

Posted by Ben | November 8, 2007 2:56 PM

Vast right-wing conspiracy.

Posted by Catman | November 8, 2007 2:59 PM

If Hillary is hooking up with that hottie she's got my vote. Definitely.

Posted by Carollani | November 8, 2007 2:59 PM

Come on - this is bush-league stuff, and so fucking preditable. Surely her team is already prepared for a yarn about some random girl munching Hillary's carpet. It's exactly what you'd expect Drudge to throw out there, with a big ol' siren.

(And how many of those posters in the Freeper link do you think were typing with one hand?)

Posted by tsm | November 8, 2007 3:02 PM

Gotta be contrary: she's too skinny. Look at those arms--or lack thereof. Some sort of eating disorder. She's all yours, bro.

Posted by bill | November 8, 2007 3:04 PM

Dan, in the story about Richard Curtis, you write

Some people credit the Republicans losing control of Congress in 2006 to the Haggard scandal.

I hate to nitpick, but wasn't it the Foley scandal?

Posted by Tlazolteotl | November 8, 2007 3:05 PM

Hey, it's too bad that 1) Hillary is so scary and offputting and 2) there's no merit to this story. Because otherwise I might be compelled to vote for her just so there'd be a megahot First Lady for once. I'd put a poster of her on the wall of my dorm room, if I had one.

Then again, if Hillary gets the Democratic nomination I'll likely end up voting for her anyway. Grudgingly.

Two-party systems are a stupid idea.

Posted by V | November 8, 2007 3:07 PM

I don't see how this is a smear. What's wrong with lesbians?

Posted by Mike | November 8, 2007 3:11 PM

I can't believe that a national politician would ever cheat on their spouse, especially with a member of the same sex. What next?

Posted by superyeadon | November 8, 2007 3:15 PM

Too skinny

Posted by Westside forever | November 8, 2007 3:32 PM

I'd hit that.


Posted by Willis | November 8, 2007 3:36 PM

She has family members that are "known Muslims?" That's illegal, right?

Posted by J.R. | November 8, 2007 3:49 PM

Better a klown Muslim than an unklown Muslim.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | November 8, 2007 4:00 PM

She looks a bit like Terri Hatcher. I wouldn't lick her with someone else's tongue.

(never mind the gay thing)

Posted by Wolf | November 8, 2007 4:47 PM

step aside kucinich... there's a new trophy on display.

Posted by infrequent | November 8, 2007 5:10 PM

Nice to see she's getting attention for her abilities...

Posted by Irena | November 8, 2007 5:58 PM

And I heard that Ron Paul jacks-off to pictures of George Bush and Dick-head.

Posted by xx | November 8, 2007 6:00 PM

I dont get it. If Shrillary is teh gay with her, does that mean she's gay too??? no chick that looks like her could be gay, no way man. She looks like one of the dark haired sor sis's across the row, and all of them like to bone men. I thought muslin chicks all wore that jib-jab thing. kind of a turn on, but dont tell any of the brah's I said that, aww-right?

Posted by clueless frat boy | November 8, 2007 6:27 PM

She's alright... If you're into that emmaciated, little girl look...

Is that like a lesbian thing?

Posted by Hal | November 8, 2007 6:27 PM

If there's anything left in Hill's closet, it was buried in lime years ago.

Posted by WenG | November 8, 2007 7:34 PM

Dan, you don't often piss me off, but *you* are the one who ripped on Harpers for "stoking" this rumor, all the while spreading the rumor yourself. What the fuck is wrong with you today?

Posted by Big Sven | November 8, 2007 9:37 PM

This rumor exists because the idea of someone getting it on with Huma is so damn appealing - H. Clinton just happens to be the most convenient someone.

Posted by Noink | November 8, 2007 10:27 PM

Say what you want- That woman's hot enough to make this gay boy straight. For at least a night.
Go Hillary!

Posted by BeenThere | November 8, 2007 11:53 PM

I'd be much more worried about a straight woman who wouldn't go a little bi for Huma Abedin. Besides, Hillary has at least one, probably two free passes from Bill, and anyway I don't picture him complaining.

Posted by Greg | November 9, 2007 1:03 AM

She could have an ultimate "long skinny arms" deathmatch with Ann Coulter. Huma would win with a gracefully-maneuvered, thin-fingered 'eagle claw" to Coulter's testicles.

Posted by Mongrel | November 9, 2007 5:10 AM

Look at her. She could make anybody switch teams.

Posted by Mike | November 9, 2007 5:15 AM

Even if Mrs. Clinton were the lesbiest lesbo in all of lesdom, she would walk across a field of naked Huma-class hotties without once looking down if it meant she would get elected. I get the feeling that with Mrs. Clinton, ALL else comes (heh) second to doing and saying whatever it takes to get elected. She is a politician first, and an anything else second.

Oh, and put me in the "do want" column. Skinny or no, I think Huma's incredible looking.

Posted by fnc | November 9, 2007 9:56 AM

Too bad it isn't true!

Good taste in mistresses is applicable to good taste in cabinet appointments, and therefore a candidate's lovers should be assessed by voters. Caucus-goers in Iowa should demand to know what Obama's and Edwards' girlfriends look like.

Take a look at pre-wedding Judy Guiliani, for example, and place her next to Huma Abedin, and reflect on what that means. On second thought, let's just take another long, reflective look at Abedin. Zow.

Posted by msl | November 9, 2007 1:29 PM

@28 . she's getting attention for her abilities and for her appearance.

Posted by infrequent | November 9, 2007 1:46 PM

Doesn't Huma look a lot like Roslyn's cylon chief of staff? Maybe she's a cylon. That'd be bad.

Posted by Big Sven | November 10, 2007 12:02 PM

Yeah, great, the Oval Office will be renamed the princess romp room!

There is no way she is going to get elected with these rumors swirling about!

Thank goodness! I'd rather have the black man!!!

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Like a good many Americans, I don’t want Hillary Clinton back in the White House. What is past is prologue. I am also convinced that Hillary is a born lesbian, and rather openly so since the 1970s. As I would find out, there's much more to Hillary than meets the eye:

Posted by Peggy McGilligan | November 14, 2007 8:29 PM

What's so awful about this is that the other women that Hillary has been with will now suffer lower self-esteem. It's a sad commentary on our society that the depth of Hillary's politics of meaning are so misunderstood by her bisexuality that is merely a tool of her femininity in the consistent application of her power.

Will the sleight Huma be forced to carry all the White House fixtures that Hillary covets if she can obtain the power that she so desperately craves?
Surely poor Huma is not strong enough to do a repeat of the $300,000 in heavy lifting of White House possessions.

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