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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

News Headline of the Day

posted by Dan Savage on November 28 at 11:40 AM

From the Columbian…

New legislator will go straight to work

Thursday will be a big day for the person who’s chosen to fill the 18th Legislative District seat vacated by the Oct. 31 resignation of La Center Republican Richard Curtis.

Thanks to Slog tipper Ralph.

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For my money, the headline of the day is "Man Arrested for Shooting Traffic Camera".

Posted by shitbrain | November 28, 2007 11:54 AM
2

I just saw this wonderful nugget on cnn.com: "20-foot python lets 6-year-old boy ride it."

Now that sounds like a wonderful idea and a tremendous display of parenting skills. What could go wrong?

Posted by California | November 28, 2007 12:17 PM
3

I only let boys over the age of 18 ride my 20-foot python.

Posted by boxofbirds | November 28, 2007 12:52 PM
4

Impressive. Three over-the-head-sails, it would seem, in a row.

I'm with you, Dan. Pretty hysterical. I wonder if the staff at the store has been notified...

Posted by Wowza | November 28, 2007 1:00 PM
5

He wasn't straight to begin with? This doesn't sound good.

Posted by Fnarf | November 28, 2007 1:14 PM
6

Well, most of the GOPers are closeted gays, nowadays.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 28, 2007 1:48 PM
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Did they mean to say "New legislator will go to work straight"?

Posted by fnc | November 28, 2007 3:37 PM
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Coming home from work is a different story, as he might take a slight detour to stick his dick in a bathhouse glory hole and pick up some Wendy's.

Posted by Bont | November 28, 2007 4:20 PM

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