Celeb Have a Hairy Hindi Christmas!
posted by on November 28 at 13:00 PM
“Chatter” has been received from along the Snohomish County border that Sanjaya Malakar, the infamous ponyhawking A.I. wannababy and the Tiffany of Federal Way, is scheduled and indeed expected to, um, “sing” or whatever in the production of Langston Hughes’ Black Nativity at the Intiman Theatre just next Sunday. Two other American Idol losers you’ve never heard of are expected to join him. Sources at the scene report that while black Joseph and Mary admire Sanjaya’s personality and spunk, black baby Jesus said he was “pathetic” and advised him to shoot himself in the face.
Praise the Lord!
The woman sitting next to me was reading this while I was, and actually asked me to scroll slower (blackberry).
When she stopped looking, I asked her if she was done.
"yes."
Me: well?
"thank you?"
She hasn't looked since. I just wanted to share that.she is black. Charles should disect this.
Thank you, Black Jesus!
FWIW a lot of locals probably don't realize that he was an active member of the Total Experience Gospel Choir.
"...and advised him to shoot himself in the face."
That is supposed to be funny? That's rightwing humor - always about death.
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