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on November 7 at
I'd push him.
Most useless skill ever
Seriously, nobody thought to stay around long enough to get a shot of the guy dismounting from his stick?
Lessee: carpet covers flat piece of steel to which the "stick" (probably some high-strength re-bar or similar metal rod covered by a wooden shell) is securely anchored at the base. The top of the stick has a weight-bearing armature secured to it, which is concealed beneath floaty-dude's puffy-pants.
He sets up his rig and hoists himself onto the armature when nobody is looking, conceals it beneath his trousers, then proceeds to sit atop it for several hours, all the while placing his hand lightly on the exposed top of the stick for "support".
Voila! Mysterious East-Indian Levitation Trick!
Penn & Teller gots nothin' on me...
(Ah, heck! Somebody already figured it out ahead of me!)
Do you really wanna the secret?
but i can do that. fo' the REALZ, sans big iron bar and sneaky seat. of course, i sold my soul to satan. it's just part of the perk package.
It was nice to think it was real for a minute... don't we all wish SOMETHING was magical anymore????
Obviously, his teacher showed him the secret bisexual technique in order for him to master this skill.
This shit is so OLD! I saw fake yogis doing this on ripleys like 12 years ago!
I agree with 6, it was nice believing it for a few minutes.
excuse me, 8, but go to hell and fuck a shoe. of course it's old, they've been doing it for thousands of years, you rediculous drip. don't make me fucking smack you--as i am very close to doing to the next tard who "zzzzz"s me. i am really sick of you people. GOT IT?????
Thousands of years. Right. He's on a platform, people.
I didn't think it was old Adrian. And I AM old. I think you continue to offer up inspiring and magical posts and you are the greatest writer on the entire Stranger staff. Hell, the greatest writer to ever say fuck a shoe.
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