There's no way a ten ounce martini can stay cold. Martinis should be very small, and frequent.
Not if you drink 'em like a man, fnarf.
Hey, if you like lukewarm gin, that's your problem. I don't see what being a man has to do with it. And seriously, I can outdrink you and ten of your friends, so don't even try to go there.
Wow. You must have gotten an early start. Rage much?
It would be so much better if it was a viagra and coke bar. just sayin.
I've had more rages than you've had hot dinners.
dang. and i already had plans ... hoist one for me, Fnarf!
Tini Bigs sucks. It must be the warm gin.
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