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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Dept. of Alcohol

posted by on November 15 at 15:47 PM

Tonight at Tini Bigs on Denny: In celebration of 4,000 continuous days in operation (including holidays, Windstorms™, and times of civil unrest), martinis are $4 from 7 p.m. until close. Ten-ounce martinis. Carnage! (Recommended before, during, and/or after: tamales at Bandits Bar.)

Always at El Tajin on Broadway: The dirtiest-minded drinks in town. At the tamer end of the spectrum: The Whore, Screw You, Mexican Asshole, 1-900-FUCKMEUP, A Piece of Ass. What, no Donkey Punch?

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1

There's no way a ten ounce martini can stay cold. Martinis should be very small, and frequent.

Posted by Fnarf | November 15, 2007 3:45 PM
2

Not if you drink 'em like a man, fnarf.

Posted by heywhatsit | November 15, 2007 4:19 PM
3

Hey, if you like lukewarm gin, that's your problem. I don't see what being a man has to do with it. And seriously, I can outdrink you and ten of your friends, so don't even try to go there.

Posted by Fnarf | November 15, 2007 4:24 PM
4

Wow. You must have gotten an early start. Rage much?

Posted by heywhatsit | November 15, 2007 4:32 PM
5

It would be so much better if it was a viagra and coke bar. just sayin.

Posted by NaFun | November 15, 2007 4:34 PM
6

I've had more rages than you've had hot dinners.

Posted by Fnarf | November 15, 2007 4:43 PM
7

dang. and i already had plans ... hoist one for me, Fnarf!

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 15, 2007 5:00 PM
8

Tini Bigs sucks. It must be the warm gin.

Posted by keshmeshi | November 15, 2007 6:19 PM

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