Nightlife Dept. of Alcohol
posted by November 15 at 15:47 PMon
Tonight at Tini Bigs on Denny: In celebration of 4,000 continuous days in operation (including holidays, Windstorms™, and times of civil unrest), martinis are $4 from 7 p.m. until close. Ten-ounce martinis. Carnage! (Recommended before, during, and/or after: tamales at Bandits Bar.)
Always at El Tajin on Broadway: The dirtiest-minded drinks in town. At the tamer end of the spectrum: The Whore, Screw You, Mexican Asshole, 1-900-FUCKMEUP, A Piece of Ass. What, no Donkey Punch?