Slog - Comments on Death in the Afternoon

Comment by Amelia

Amelia — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:05:52 -0800

You are disgusting.

Comment by Providence

Providence — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:08:04 -0800

Brendan, I think it's time for you to see your doctor and get your meds adjusted.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:09:02 -0800

That just made me come.

Comment by laterite

laterite — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:09:55 -0800

The little death.

Comment by Nick

Nick — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:12:07 -0800

I want more posts like this.

Comment by New Deal Demoncrat

New Deal Demoncrat — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:12:17 -0800

THAT is why I love to swallow cum!!!!

Comment by Julie

Julie — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:14:51 -0800

I always thought cum tasted/smelled like salty sour milk.

Comment by Hooty Sapperticker

Hooty Sapperticker — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:32:10 -0800

That link was neat and all but it didn't answer my question - why do vegetarian dudes have nicer-tasting spooge?!

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:35:06 -0800

I've smelled a lot of cum and a few dead bodies (thankfully, never at the same time). While cum is no picnic, it doesn't hold a candle to the smell of death.

This has to win the prize for oddest post of the week.

Comment by konstantConsumer

konstantConsumer — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:37:03 -0800

are you channeling charles?

Comment by kid icarus

kid icarus — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:39:44 -0800

I always thought cum smelled vaguely of Honeysuckle...

Comment by P

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:41:41 -0800

I'm getting okra.

Comment by David

David — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:52:05 -0800

Something rather Mudedean about this post. Oh, that gives me an idea. How about, for one day, all Sloggers post under the identity of, and in imitation of the style of, a fellow Slogger? (ECB as Christopher Frizzelle, Charles Mudede as Josh Feit, etc.). Posting identities would be assigned Secret Santa-style (i.e., nobody knows who's posting as them). Slog commenters could take up the idea, too.

P.S. Do sperms have backs?

Comment by Carollani

Carollani — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:54:45 -0800

These are the moments that I feel so relieved to be a lesbian.

Comment by Geni

Geni — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:05:36 -0800

I have maintained for years that the ejaculate of a vasectomized man smells different - has far less scent - than that of a non-vasectomized man. So now I want to know if I've been right all these years, and taking the vas out of the picture cuts off the foul-smelling amines.

Comment by Amelia

Amelia — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:09:39 -0800

I wonder if I'm the only one who didn't know Carollani is a lesbian...

Comment by violet_dagrinder

violet_dagrinder — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:10:48 -0800

I thought this was a Mudede post at first.

That's not a compliment.

Comment by violet_dagrinder

violet_dagrinder — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:11:44 -0800

Oh, and actually READING the other comments, I see that I wasn't the only one. Which is really fuckin' funny. :D

Comment by the sun

the sun — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:22:28 -0800

@7 / icaraus

I've totally thought that too about honey suckle smelling vaguely like semen

Comment by M

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:47:54 -0800

Fascinating. Reading on in the link, you will find this interesting info:

"In some cultures, semen is attributed with special properties of masculinity. For instance, among the Etoro people of Papua New Guinea, it is believed that young boys must fellate their elders and ingest their sperm to achieve proper sexual maturation. Other cultures believe semen to have beneficial qualities when applied to the skin, mainly for cosmetic purposes. " Are a lot of Catholic priests Etoroans?

Comment by I was but a mere lad...

I was but a mere lad... — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 15:31:21 -0800

@15 - Care to take the "Coke/Pepsi" challenge?...

@20 - That's what my priest said...he got transferred. My youth director totally confirmed it, though...

Comment by Geni

Geni — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:07:20 -0800

@21 - Oh, I've got the subjective evidence I need. Now I want to know if there is actually a biological basis for my opinion. In other words, do putrescine and cadaverine enter the seminal fluid from the vas, from the prostate, or elsewhere?

Comment by Racheal

Racheal — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:13:05 -0800

The french word for orgasm, (petit mort), literally translates as little death.