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I'm pretty much a Cowboy hater but you've got to respect how hard Marion Barber runs.

Hey...half of the cowboys you don't hate are named Marion. Weird.

I also don't hate the jacket on Jimmy at the top.

Posted by ballardninergooner | November 30, 2007 1:58 PM
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I hate all those cowboys.

Posted by Mike in MO | November 30, 2007 2:00 PM
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John Wayne was a fag.

Posted by DOUG. | November 30, 2007 2:04 PM
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How does Cowboy Curtis get left off this list?

Posted by PA Native | November 30, 2007 2:10 PM
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When John Wayne died he had nearly 20 pounds of rectal plaque in his colon.

Posted by Just Me | November 30, 2007 2:15 PM
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S-T-U-D!

Posted by Clint | November 30, 2007 2:21 PM
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John Wayne was a fucking fraud to the core.

Posted by tsm | November 30, 2007 2:27 PM
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But Jimmy Stewart was pretty fucking unbelievably good as a cowboy. He wore the same hat in all of his westerns!

Also, he did a radio show called The Six Shooter which is great in every respect, except for how often he eats. Fully a third of each episode is Jimmy Stewart chewing into a microphone and talking with his mouth full.

"The man in the saddle is angular and long-legged. The gun at his hip is gray steel and rainbow mother-of-pearl. Men call them both The Six Shooter."

Posted by Horace | November 30, 2007 2:31 PM
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John Wayne was a fraud. And his dick was small.

Cowboys are dumb. Jeremiah Johnson kicks ass. Word.

Posted by Mr. Poe | November 30, 2007 2:32 PM
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Fuck Jimmy Stewart.

Posted by gillsans | November 30, 2007 2:51 PM
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John Wayne went to high school with my grandma.

Posted by Lindy | November 30, 2007 2:57 PM
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You're cool
You're cool
Fuck you
switch sides and you'll be cool

Posted by vooodooo84 | November 30, 2007 2:59 PM
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WHAT?!

You don't hate The friggin' Duke?

I do.


Posted by K X One | November 30, 2007 3:47 PM
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Excuse the fuck out of me!

Number two is a BOUNTY HUNTER. Bounty hunters don't need to stoop so low as to wrangle the goddamn livestock.

Posted by Sweeney Agonistes | November 30, 2007 3:49 PM
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Don't get the Jimmy Stewart haters, Mr Smith goes to Washington, + really took part in WW2?

What's to hate, he seems like the real deal, a good guy, what Americans used to aspire to.


Posted by K X One | November 30, 2007 3:50 PM
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@14—

Don't make me post video from Paint Your Wagon. I will.

Posted by Jonah S | November 30, 2007 4:08 PM
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@16

Please. Please don't.

Posted by Mr. Poe | November 30, 2007 4:09 PM
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@16:

As Tuco says: if you're going to post video, post the video. Don't talk.

(Or something like that.)

Posted by Sweeney Agonistes | November 30, 2007 4:15 PM
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How the fuck do you not hate John Wayne?

Posted by Gitai | November 30, 2007 4:23 PM
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Anyone that can die with that much red meat in their colon is fine by me. Also, McQ.

Posted by Jonah S | November 30, 2007 5:11 PM
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Cowboy I don't hate:
Randolph effin' Scott!

Posted by Superfrankenstein | November 30, 2007 5:14 PM
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Whatever happened to him?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | November 30, 2007 5:46 PM
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He was last mentioned in a scene in "Blazing Saddles" and hasn't been heard from since.

Another good cowboy - Charles Bronson (and harmonica) in "Once Upon a Time in the West"

Posted by Mr. X | November 30, 2007 10:46 PM
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How in tarnation could anyone with a brain like John Wayne? That's like liking Dick Cheney because he wears a funny hat.

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