Clever and entertaining, but... wtf.
Chuck Fucking Norris. You gotta be fucking with me. Was David Carradine not available?
Chuck Norris will go to the opening of an envelope.
Too bad Mike can't be original w/ his Chuck Norris "facts" (see #7)
I thought Chuck Norris had become a pacifist and an atheist.
Good thing 13 year old boys can't vote.
13 year old boys don't know or care who the fuck Chuck Norris is... they'd rather see Dane Cook endorse a presidential nominee.
Fucking hilarious. Let's hope this helps him steal a few thousand votes from Rudy.
If there was any doubt that Chuck Norris jokes are dead, this squishes it.
Mike Huckabee's campaign may be seconds away from death.
That would be pretty funny if it were ... funny.
To my everlasting shame, I was a huge Chuck Norris fan, back in the late 1970s and early 1980s. Of course, back then he was just a cool action star, and not a total tool for the right wing.
Well I, for one, am completely convinced!!
CHUCK NORRIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Too bad I can't vote, because I'd like to see a guy with a fist behind his beard in the Whitehouse!
I have no idea who Huckabee is and am indifferent to the rigged pres election system, but this is funnier than Conan's Chuck Norris bits, and better than any SNL political agenda spoof. Making an ass out of Kucinich this past weekend on SNL was really lame. The guy may be out of the racw, but he says and does some interesting things that the other candidates don't. What do i know though, i read slog for mostly for the humor. I hope someone films a Mars Hill parody! With Karate sermons!
Chuck Norris isn't fit to eat Charles Bronson's shit.
What lowest denomination of American can he be dredging for with that ad!?!
"Yup, I'm gonna git me a possum, goose my daughter, drink a beer and vote for Mike." Gaaaah.
Guess with all that a-choppin' and a-sockin' Chuck didn't have time for dental hygiene. Wonder how he gets those dentures so white?
Guess with that a-choppin' and a-sockin' Chuck didn't have much time for dental hygiene. Wonder how he gets his dentures so white?
You failed wannabe Lesbian.
13 year old boys can't vote.
Should a Far Right nut case win the white house yet Again, you will be happy to have that shot gun in the closet when the Christian Taliban comes to carry your fornicating Gay/Judy-ism/Mexican/Atheist/Liberal ass away!Keep that in mind next time you hear something about the 2nd Amendment. The far Right needs to understand it goes both ways.
Damn it. I really wish this fucker wasn't so likeable. The shit Huckabee's for just scares me.
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