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Clever and entertaining, but... wtf.

Posted by Carollani | November 19, 2007 9:11 AM

Chuck Fucking Norris. You gotta be fucking with me. Was David Carradine not available?

Posted by Mike in MO | November 19, 2007 9:20 AM

Chuck Norris will go to the opening of an envelope.

Posted by monkey | November 19, 2007 9:37 AM

Too bad Mike can't be original w/ his Chuck Norris "facts" (see #7)

Posted by mongo like slog | November 19, 2007 9:41 AM

I thought Chuck Norris had become a pacifist and an atheist.

Posted by Klem | November 19, 2007 9:43 AM

Good thing 13 year old boys can't vote.

Posted by steve | November 19, 2007 9:48 AM

13 year old boys don't know or care who the fuck Chuck Norris is... they'd rather see Dane Cook endorse a presidential nominee.

Posted by Carollani | November 19, 2007 9:51 AM

Fucking hilarious. Let's hope this helps him steal a few thousand votes from Rudy.

Posted by Mike of Renton | November 19, 2007 9:54 AM

If there was any doubt that Chuck Norris jokes are dead, this squishes it.

Posted by tabletop_joe | November 19, 2007 9:57 AM

Mike Huckabee's campaign may be seconds away from death.

Posted by Greg | November 19, 2007 10:02 AM

That would be pretty funny if it were ... funny.

Posted by alejo699 | November 19, 2007 10:03 AM

To my everlasting shame, I was a huge Chuck Norris fan, back in the late 1970s and early 1980s. Of course, back then he was just a cool action star, and not a total tool for the right wing.

Posted by SDA in SEA | November 19, 2007 10:06 AM

Well I, for one, am completely convinced!!


Too bad I can't vote, because I'd like to see a guy with a fist behind his beard in the Whitehouse!

Posted by Natalie | November 19, 2007 10:31 AM

I have no idea who Huckabee is and am indifferent to the rigged pres election system, but this is funnier than Conan's Chuck Norris bits, and better than any SNL political agenda spoof. Making an ass out of Kucinich this past weekend on SNL was really lame. The guy may be out of the racw, but he says and does some interesting things that the other candidates don't. What do i know though, i read slog for mostly for the humor. I hope someone films a Mars Hill parody! With Karate sermons!

Posted by ricardo | November 19, 2007 10:36 AM

Chuck Norris isn't fit to eat Charles Bronson's shit.

Posted by Big Sven | November 19, 2007 11:18 AM

What lowest denomination of American can he be dredging for with that ad!?!
"Yup, I'm gonna git me a possum, goose my daughter, drink a beer and vote for Mike." Gaaaah.

Posted by muggims | November 19, 2007 11:44 AM

Guess with all that a-choppin' and a-sockin' Chuck didn't have time for dental hygiene. Wonder how he gets those dentures so white?

Posted by Bauhuas | November 19, 2007 12:25 PM

Guess with that a-choppin' and a-sockin' Chuck didn't have much time for dental hygiene. Wonder how he gets his dentures so white?

Posted by Bauhaus | November 19, 2007 12:27 PM


You failed wannabe Lesbian.

13 year old boys can't vote.

Posted by ecce homo | November 19, 2007 12:52 PM

Should a Far Right nut case win the white house yet Again, you will be happy to have that shot gun in the closet when the Christian Taliban comes to carry your fornicating Gay/Judy-ism/Mexican/Atheist/Liberal ass away!Keep that in mind next time you hear something about the 2nd Amendment. The far Right needs to understand it goes both ways.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | November 19, 2007 2:05 PM

Damn it. I really wish this fucker wasn't so likeable. The shit Huckabee's for just scares me.

Posted by Heidi | November 19, 2007 6:39 PM

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