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What is it with those black people and AIDS?

Seems that whether they're in Africa or the U.S., they just can't get away from AIDS.

A critical thinker might wonder if there's some sort of bias or racism occurring.

Posted by BallardDan | November 8, 2007 9:09 AM

You can get chocolate flavored ones in Belgium.

They'd need about 400 more coffee flavors to attract Seattlites.

Posted by Yucca Flower | November 8, 2007 9:17 AM

Mmmmm....condom con leche!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | November 8, 2007 9:25 AM

That second para seems to indicate that high rates of HIV are said to have invented coffee. Queen's English, man!

Posted by switzerblog | November 8, 2007 9:25 AM

'The dark brown condoms are made to smell like Ethiopia’s popular macchiato..."

This just has dirty written all over it.

Posted by Giffy | November 8, 2007 9:35 AM

The important question is, are they caf or decaf? Think of it: I need my morning caffeine fix, he could get a daily blowjob...

Posted by Irena | November 8, 2007 9:46 AM

Cafe au laid. Awesome.

Posted by Michigan Matt | November 8, 2007 9:49 AM

...and those sleepy morning blowjobs could become A LOT more exciting once the caffeine hits!

Posted by Irena | November 8, 2007 9:50 AM

Good invention, as far as it goes ... but think of the market potential of a coffee that tastes like beautiful Ethiopian girls!

Posted by RonK, Seattle | November 8, 2007 10:12 AM

What next?
Paella flavour condoms for Spain?

Posted by Manu | November 8, 2007 10:15 AM

I want a condom that tastes like tuna. That way, when I'm sucking cock, I can pretend I'm a lesbian.

Posted by lizzie borden | November 8, 2007 10:28 AM

Why does this whole thing about coffee-flavored condoms make me a bit sick to my stomach?

Maybe it was the line about using an "Ethiopian flavor" for "Ethiopian girls".


But, to be fair, I feel the same way about most flavored condoms. The last thing that I want to taste when I am being intimate with a man is food.

Besides... is oral sex the main method of HIV transmission in Africa (or anywhere else for that matter)?

Posted by Jonathon | November 8, 2007 11:08 AM

I'm a big fan of DKT International.
Well-organized bunch with good plans.
And main method of transmission or not, it's good to cover all bases.

Posted by katherine | November 8, 2007 11:11 AM

@10, I recall the pubs in London sold condoms with the weirdest flavours: beef curry, whiskey, lager. Flavours that, now that I think of it, have a suspiciously masculine appeal...

Posted by Irena | November 8, 2007 11:18 AM


thank goodness the west is there to make sure Africans breed properly.

And that we care about immune deficiency so well and kindly with drugs like Nevirapine.

(What's nevirapine? Ask a pregnant African woman, or look it up.)

God bless the aids police. Population control with 'flavor.'

Posted by LS | November 8, 2007 12:12 PM

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