Slog - Comments on Caf� au Laid

Comment by BallardDan

BallardDan — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:09:29 -0800

What is it with those black people and AIDS?

Seems that whether they're in Africa or the U.S., they just can't get away from AIDS.

A critical thinker might wonder if there's some sort of bias or racism occurring.

Comment by Yucca Flower

Yucca Flower — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:17:04 -0800

You can get chocolate flavored ones in Belgium.

They'd need about 400 more coffee flavors to attract Seattlites.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:25:03 -0800

Mmmmm....condom con leche!

Comment by switzerblog

switzerblog — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:25:19 -0800

That second para seems to indicate that high rates of HIV are said to have invented coffee. Queen's English, man!

Comment by Giffy

Giffy — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:35:51 -0800

'The dark brown condoms are made to smell like Ethiopia�s popular macchiato..."

This just has dirty written all over it.

Comment by Irena

Irena — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:46:43 -0800

The important question is, are they caf or decaf? Think of it: I need my morning caffeine fix, he could get a daily blowjob...

Comment by Michigan Matt

Michigan Matt — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:49:02 -0800

Cafe au laid. Awesome.

Comment by Irena

Irena — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:50:15 -0800

...and those sleepy morning blowjobs could become A LOT more exciting once the caffeine hits!

Comment by RonK, Seattle

RonK, Seattle — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:12:13 -0800

Good invention, as far as it goes ... but think of the market potential of a coffee that tastes like beautiful Ethiopian girls!

Comment by Manu

Manu — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:15:08 -0800

What next?
Paella flavour condoms for Spain?

Comment by lizzie borden

lizzie borden — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:28:58 -0800

I want a condom that tastes like tuna. That way, when I'm sucking cock, I can pretend I'm a lesbian.

Comment by Jonathon

Jonathon — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:08:02 -0800

Why does this whole thing about coffee-flavored condoms make me a bit sick to my stomach?

Maybe it was the line about using an "Ethiopian flavor" for "Ethiopian girls".

Eww.

But, to be fair, I feel the same way about most flavored condoms. The last thing that I want to taste when I am being intimate with a man is food.

Besides... is oral sex the main method of HIV transmission in Africa (or anywhere else for that matter)?

Comment by katherine

katherine — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:11:00 -0800

I'm a big fan of DKT International.
Well-organized bunch with good plans.
And main method of transmission or not, it's good to cover all bases.

Comment by Irena

Irena — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:18:04 -0800

@10, I recall the pubs in London sold condoms with the weirdest flavours: beef curry, whiskey, lager. Flavours that, now that I think of it, have a suspiciously masculine appeal...

Comment by LS

LS — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:12:03 -0800

Yes,

thank goodness the west is there to make sure Africans breed properly.

And that we care about immune deficiency so well and kindly with drugs like Nevirapine.

(What's nevirapine? Ask a pregnant African woman, or look it up.)

God bless the aids police. Population control with 'flavor.'