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Most European toilets smell powerfully of shit whether you flush them or not. Seriously.

Posted by Greg | November 16, 2007 1:08 PM

You don't even want to know what she does to guys who forget to put the seat back down.

Posted by Paul Barwick in SF | November 16, 2007 1:19 PM

Aren't Italian toilets just holes in the ground? I think real toilets are pretty hard to come by there. Maybe she wasn't sure how to flush the hole.

Posted by Levislade | November 16, 2007 1:20 PM

It is anti-semitic to accuse this Jewish woman of not flushing the toilet. Her being Jewish has nothing to do with her murdering someone.

My guess is she was under the influence of an evil perverted Christian when this crime occured. Jewish women are righteous and never murder or commit crimes. Only Christians commit perverted sex crimes.

Posted by Issur | November 16, 2007 1:22 PM


Uh, I don't think so. Are you thinking of China?

Posted by keshmeshi | November 16, 2007 1:32 PM

A bit of a stretch there, Izzy. Not one of your best.

Posted by Al | November 16, 2007 1:33 PM

Apparently the dead girl didn't know about "if it's yellow let it mellow".

Posted by Fnarf | November 16, 2007 1:52 PM

@3 - Are you an idiot? Italy...Europe, you know...not Mongolia. And @5 - Even in China, at least in the cities, or the parts of them where foreigners go, they have European-style toilets.

Posted by alex | November 16, 2007 1:52 PM

thank you alex, i'm continually upset by @3's lack of knowledge of different country's toilets. in almost every post he's ever made these xenophobic thought patterns are made clear, and it's about time someone called him on it. no more cake for levi.

Posted by infrequent | November 16, 2007 2:02 PM

I believe it was her roommate's insistence on wearing white shoes after Labor Day that finally drove young, hot Knox over the edge...

Posted by NapoleonXIV | November 16, 2007 2:06 PM


That's all right then.

Good thing she never found out about the non-flushing urinals in all the new buildings at the UW - we'd have corpses piled up to the Silver LEEDS rafters ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 16, 2007 2:08 PM

It's those uptight Brits that are the problem. Think of how much better off the world would be if Britain was wiped off the map. No more Becks and Posh! No more Page 3 girls! No more British Smiles! And no more Liz The Queen! Tell you what - lets fire bomb Britain and re-build it into a home for all the worlds refugees. Happy Smiling People Holding Hands....

Posted by pee dubya | November 16, 2007 2:17 PM

that's how we raised our younguns.

if its yellow let it mellow.

Posted by max solomon | November 16, 2007 2:45 PM

@Will: Merrill Hall's low-flow toilets and urinals are hilarious. And by hilarious, I mean "have to be flushed out with lots of water after every school break." LEEDS is great, but somebody on the design team didn't think that one through.

Posted by Greg | November 16, 2007 4:16 PM

@ #3: Yes. Indeed there are some toilets in Italy that are merely holes. If you're disagreeing, then you haven't really been to Italy, but why let that stop you from commenting?

Posted by Matt | November 16, 2007 7:08 PM

First Amanda Knox is called a "dirty Jew" and now it's claimed that she doesn't flush toilets. This is anti-semitism in the media.

My guess is some Christian pervert forced Amanda Knox into this perverted sex crime. Judaism is a religion of righteousness, only Christians are sex perverts.

Posted by Issur | November 17, 2007 12:02 PM

Do ladies make the poop?

Posted by foreigner | November 17, 2007 9:51 PM

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