Media Breaking! Sluttiness Not to Blame For Knox’s Alleged Part in Murder
posted by on November 16 at 13:04 PM
The Daily Mail—your source for the latest, most up-to-date news on the Amanda Knox case—now reports that, contrary to yesterday’s report, Knox didn’t kill her roommate because she was a slutty, sexually aggressive man-eater with a bitch for a mom and a heart of stone. At least, not entirely. Today, the Mail blames the falling-out with her roommate on Knox’s “hygiene habits”—specifically, her failure “to flush the lavatory.”
Miss Kercher, 21, from Surrey, is said to have had frequent arguments with her American friend who is now a prime suspect in her murder.Friends said the girls fell out over 20-year-old Knox’s lack of cleanliness and after she failed to flush the lavatory in their flat in the Italian town of Perugia.
So now you know.
Most European toilets smell powerfully of shit whether you flush them or not. Seriously.
You don't even want to know what she does to guys who forget to put the seat back down.
Aren't Italian toilets just holes in the ground? I think real toilets are pretty hard to come by there. Maybe she wasn't sure how to flush the hole.
It is anti-semitic to accuse this Jewish woman of not flushing the toilet. Her being Jewish has nothing to do with her murdering someone.
My guess is she was under the influence of an evil perverted Christian when this crime occured. Jewish women are righteous and never murder or commit crimes. Only Christians commit perverted sex crimes.
@3,
Uh, I don't think so. Are you thinking of China?
A bit of a stretch there, Izzy. Not one of your best.
Apparently the dead girl didn't know about "if it's yellow let it mellow".
@3 - Are you an idiot? Italy...Europe, you know...not Mongolia. And @5 - Even in China, at least in the cities, or the parts of them where foreigners go, they have European-style toilets.
thank you alex, i'm continually upset by @3's lack of knowledge of different country's toilets. in almost every post he's ever made these xenophobic thought patterns are made clear, and it's about time someone called him on it. no more cake for levi.
I believe it was her roommate's insistence on wearing white shoes after Labor Day that finally drove young, hot Knox over the edge...
Oh.
That's all right then.
Good thing she never found out about the non-flushing urinals in all the new buildings at the UW - we'd have corpses piled up to the Silver LEEDS rafters ...
It's those uptight Brits that are the problem. Think of how much better off the world would be if Britain was wiped off the map. No more Becks and Posh! No more Page 3 girls! No more British Smiles! And no more Liz The Queen! Tell you what - lets fire bomb Britain and re-build it into a home for all the worlds refugees. Happy Smiling People Holding Hands....
that's how we raised our younguns.
if its yellow let it mellow.
@Will: Merrill Hall's low-flow toilets and urinals are hilarious. And by hilarious, I mean "have to be flushed out with lots of water after every school break." LEEDS is great, but somebody on the design team didn't think that one through.
@ #3: Yes. Indeed there are some toilets in Italy that are merely holes. If you're disagreeing, then you haven't really been to Italy, but why let that stop you from commenting?
First Amanda Knox is called a "dirty Jew" and now it's claimed that she doesn't flush toilets. This is anti-semitism in the media.
My guess is some Christian pervert forced Amanda Knox into this perverted sex crime. Judaism is a religion of righteousness, only Christians are sex perverts.
Do ladies make the poop?
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