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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Boobies

posted by on November 28 at 13:36 PM

As per editorial edict, here’s something for our straight, male, slog readers:

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1

so you're the new chaz?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | November 28, 2007 1:58 PM
2

You're just grabbing advertising photos from the back three pages of the Stranger, aren't you?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | November 28, 2007 2:01 PM
3

Hell yes, yes, yes, and yes (whoa!).

Posted by Greg | November 28, 2007 2:01 PM
4

Exploit those bitches Stranger!!! Exploit them all!! YEAH!!!

Posted by Just Me | November 28, 2007 2:03 PM
5

I saw those girls dancing at Pony!

Posted by Gurldoggie | November 28, 2007 2:03 PM
6

If you really wanted it to be like that male escort guy, you would have gone with this: http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/musclesurf/beverly-bicep-woman.jpg

Posted by Ari Spool | November 28, 2007 2:06 PM
7

What is going on in picture #1? Did Jennifer Connelly have her right arm amputated?

Posted by keshmeshi | November 28, 2007 2:11 PM
8

obviously Feit continues handing out assignments for the nifty staff *spoiler alert* my wittle obsession here won't last for much longer, i leave it up to you

Posted by June Bee | November 28, 2007 2:12 PM
9

now post some stories about guns and football.

Posted by JasonC | November 28, 2007 2:15 PM
10

JasonC, look just below on Slog for a gun story. As for football: http://lineout.thestranger.com/2007/11/it_was_not_meant_to_be

Posted by Jonah S | November 28, 2007 2:17 PM
11

Why the switch for #2?

Posted by Greg | November 28, 2007 2:17 PM
12

Just didn't like the pic.

Posted by Jonah S | November 28, 2007 2:19 PM
13

1 and 3 are quite nice.

We need more stories about people using guns to shoot footballs.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 28, 2007 2:25 PM
14

typical...once again the Stranger is bearaphobic...

where are the sexy pix of bearish women?

hairy women need lovin', too!

Posted by michael strangeways | November 28, 2007 2:27 PM
15

why is this titled 'boobies'?

it would be more accurately entitled,
'Booties'.....

Posted by michael strangeways | November 28, 2007 2:28 PM
16

@4
Well said snark? It's deja vu infinity.
What the fuck are you talking about!
Stupid Stupid Stupid Joke.

Posted by hopeless | November 28, 2007 2:28 PM
17

Not that I'm complaining, but there's a lot more ass in those pics than "boobies".

Posted by Mahtli69 | November 28, 2007 2:31 PM
18

And #4 has the finest ass of all of 'em

Posted by laterite | November 28, 2007 2:32 PM
19

What @ 7 said, from the not-straight, not-male peanut gallery.

Posted by als | November 28, 2007 2:33 PM
20

And by "@ 7," I meant "@ 17." But @ 7 makes a good point, too.

Posted by als | November 28, 2007 2:35 PM
21

My eyes! MY EYES!!!!!

Posted by Michigan Matt | November 28, 2007 2:38 PM
22

Baby got back.

Posted by Sweeney Agonistes | November 28, 2007 2:40 PM
23

Must be a straight guy thing. From a bi girl perspective, the girls aren't even close to the quality of guys you've usually have in here. C'mon, Mudede's stuff is better than this!

Posted by wench | November 28, 2007 2:46 PM
24

@17 - you say that like it's a bad thing ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 28, 2007 2:46 PM
25

Definitely need Mudede to answer this call. This ain't quite gettin it done.

Posted by cracked | November 28, 2007 2:50 PM
26

@2 the last three pages of the Stranger have sucked hard for years. The Weekly has been beating you guys like a gong in the sex worker ad biz for a while now. But not for long! Welcome back James!

Posted by Westside forever | November 28, 2007 2:51 PM
27

there are much better shots from that jennifer connelly photoshoot.

Posted by infrequent | November 28, 2007 2:55 PM
28

None of that booty has got anything on kardashian.

Posted by I'd recognize that fanny anywhere. | November 28, 2007 2:59 PM
29

As far as I'm concerned, this post could have began and ended with Jennifer Connelly. *le sigh*

Posted by kid icarus | November 28, 2007 3:03 PM
30

dayum that number three pic is bangin'!

Posted by Jo Ellen | November 28, 2007 3:03 PM
31

@ 26 - ...if you're looking for a Grandmilf.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | November 28, 2007 3:06 PM
32

jesus christ, i'm at work!

Posted by max solomon | November 28, 2007 3:10 PM
33

Michael Strangeways @ 14: There is no such thing as a sexy female bear.

Also, that ain't a bootie on pic # 3, that is a goddamn shelf!

Finally, while I do appreciate all the ass; I must say if you are going to title the post Boobies, then you must post some decent boob shots. Please. Soon.

Posted by Mike in MO | November 28, 2007 3:12 PM
34

Seconded.

Posted by Greg | November 28, 2007 3:19 PM
35

@33 - good point, but #3 is still fine.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 28, 2007 3:27 PM
36

I'm not normally a butt man, but I'll become one for #3 there.

Posted by tsm | November 28, 2007 4:06 PM
37

besides connelly, all of these get a big meh.

Posted by jz | November 28, 2007 4:20 PM
38

1, 3 & 5 are okay, but I'm with wench and cracked -- I'd love to see Mudede's answer to this post.

Posted by Irena | November 28, 2007 5:11 PM
39

Wow! This post should be titled "ASS" not Boobies. There is WAY more A than T in this post! Not that I am complaining...

Posted by lilblackcat | November 28, 2007 5:29 PM
40

You had me at Jennifer Connelly.

Posted by zander | November 28, 2007 5:51 PM
41

Actually, I take part of that back. The last photo is pretty hot. It didn't load the first time I looked.

But the rest are still meh. ;)

Posted by wench | November 28, 2007 6:15 PM
42

@41:
Don' like the booty????

Posted by Hal | November 28, 2007 6:29 PM
43

What the hell? You all have horrible taste.

Posted by Amelia | November 28, 2007 6:54 PM
44

Woo HOO!!!

I love boobies and Butts!

Thanks Slog!

Posted by wet_suit | November 28, 2007 8:18 PM
45

These babes are too generic. Fuck it! I'd rather watch old Barbara Stanwyck movies.

Posted by Mud Baby | November 28, 2007 8:50 PM
46

Actually, #5 seems to be recoiling in horror from the booties above...

Posted by Irena | November 28, 2007 9:27 PM
47

I'm straight and female but those ladies are beautiful! Do you know how many squats I have to do to even approximate those beautiful booties?

Posted by mla | November 28, 2007 9:30 PM
48

Thanks, Amelia. Remind me to criticize your judgment of visual attractiveness next time.

Posted by Greg | November 28, 2007 10:11 PM
49

@45,

Rumor has it that Babs had an enormous ass.

Posted by keshmeshi | November 28, 2007 10:17 PM
50

One can only imagine what Amelia might find attractive...

Posted by Hal | November 28, 2007 10:27 PM
51

boobies, booties, what the fuck do you guys know about any of it? Jennifer Connelly deserves better company at any rate.

Posted by M | November 28, 2007 11:26 PM
52

Where's Sir Mix-a-Lot when you need him?

Posted by Jim | November 28, 2007 11:46 PM
53

@43 - you like nice too, Amelia.

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 28, 2007 11:51 PM
54

Best. Post. Ever.

Posted by Ted | November 28, 2007 11:55 PM
55

pull over, that ass too fat!

Posted by gforce | November 29, 2007 3:06 AM
56

If Amelia is still reading...These broads got nothing on you, my dear...

Posted by Mike in MO | November 29, 2007 5:51 AM
57

I'm with #5 re: visceral fear reaction provoked by above pictures.

Posted by WhiteWizard42 | November 29, 2007 5:59 AM

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