Sports And this is just the Beginning
posted by November 7 at 13:48 PMon
So, like a totally scientific survey today has Chicago beating Seattle out in the category of most-caffeinated American city. Hence, a week from Sunday when the Bears face off against the Seahawks in a re-scheduled-out-of-prime-time
because-the-Bears-suck game, prepare to lose.
Sure, Seattle is the city that drinks the most coffee, but it’s energy drinks and chocolate that win football games. Or so I seem to recall. And has any Savage mentioned lately that Chicago has a kick-ass public transportation system (for the time being. . . )? Seattle just keeps losing in so many ways.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled local election results and dope smoking.