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I hate myself for laughing.

Posted by Ryan | November 17, 2007 3:23 PM

Is that Amanda Knox?

Posted by Coco | November 17, 2007 4:15 PM

Thanks for posting lyrics to the worst song ever. But I guess I'm kind of laughing, too.

Posted by The Gay Recluse | November 17, 2007 4:17 PM

Is this your new infatuation, Charles? I'm surprised. She has no belly to speak of.

Posted by tsm | November 17, 2007 4:28 PM

@2: Yes.

Posted by Ryan | November 17, 2007 5:55 PM

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there

Posted by SeMe | November 17, 2007 6:03 PM


All you can do
Is close your eyes
Cause you've lost
Your life

In this theater of pain
Love and hate's the same
To the black widow
To the black widow
To the black widow

I need a love
I need a love
I need another black widow

Posted by mudede | November 17, 2007 6:23 PM

No one told me about her
The way she lied
Well, no one told me about her
How many people cried

Posted by SeMe | November 17, 2007 6:49 PM

i hope this takes the euro down and helps make perugia an affordable destination for those of us who are not scared.

seattle is what's scary: more specifically, the seattle PI. god good who runs that rag?

Posted by californicator | November 17, 2007 7:04 PM

So many have paid to see
What you think you're gettin' for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love, you ain't gonna get too far...

Posted by mudede | November 17, 2007 7:08 PM

Is she a war machine or a ghetto scene?

Posted by mla | November 17, 2007 7:19 PM

She's got legs, she knows how to use them.

She never begs, she knows how to choose them.

She's holdin leg wonderin how to feel them.

Would you get behind them if you could only find them?

She's my baby, she's my baby,

Yeah, it's alright.

Posted by Ryan | November 17, 2007 8:54 PM

PMS woman stay away from me
PMS woman mama let me be
Don't come knokin around my door
I don't wanna see your face no more
PMS woman stop yellin at me.

Posted by mj | November 17, 2007 9:08 PM

"Im gonna tell you the way it is
And Im not gonna be kind or easy
Your whole attitude stinks, I say
And the life you lead is completely empty
You paint your head
Your mind is dead
You dont even know what I just said

Thats you: american
Youre phony on top
Phony underneath
You lay in bed & grit your teeth"

Posted by Frank Zappa | November 18, 2007 1:16 AM

And she'll promise you more
Than the garden of eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while youre bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me

Posted by Hektor | November 18, 2007 8:58 AM

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