Slog - Comments on All The Straight Stranger Staffers Are Leaving to Go Watch Football...

Comment by Jessica

Jessica — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:05:03 -0800

Dude, you're gonna wanna close that strike tag. Everything is crossed out.

Comment by elenchos

elenchos — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:05:34 -0800

Dude you broke the whole internet. Fuck.

Comment by STJA

STJA — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:06:55 -0800

Strike-through is SO straight.

Comment by giffy

giffy — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:14:19 -0800

TITS!

Comment by Carollani

Carollani — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:20:01 -0800

th-thanks! but now i'm gayer than usual.

Comment by Greg

Greg — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:20:09 -0800

Dude! Jump tag, please!

Comment by Lake

Lake — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:24:09 -0800

Oh, and comments are not opening in new windows.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:26:11 -0800

Thanks for closing the tags!

Yum.

Comment by Lake

Lake — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:27:13 -0800

Oh, and comments are not opening in new windows.

Comment by SDA in SEA

SDA in SEA — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:32:07 -0800

Yikes. Gives new meaning to the word "skank".

Really? You straight guys go for this? For real? No wonder I'm gay.

Comment by ecce homo

ecce homo — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:36:22 -0800

Carrolani,

Do lesbos like looking at tits? Or do you wish they didn't exist.

Seriously...

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:45:33 -0800

@10 - look, we go for pretty much anything. Men are a lot less picky about women than women think.

Doesn't mean we want to marry them ...

Comment by Katie B

Katie B — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:59:07 -0800

The one on the left is from Rock of Love.

Those hos look beat.

Comment by Sachi

Sachi — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:35:21 -0800

eew.

Sorry, fake sexy is just not gonna do it for me.

Comment by Courtney

Courtney — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:56:39 -0800

Sorry. Fake blonde bimbos with plastic tits do nothing for me...

Try again honey.

Comment by jz

jz — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:08:27 -0800

jonah, youre really scooping out of the bottom of the hetero barrel. i can point you to some much better porn.

Comment by Mahtli69

Mahtli69 — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:12:41 -0800

Which trailer park did you find these gals in? The one on the left even smells like propane.

Comment by OR Matt

OR Matt — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:13:21 -0800

I really really dig the slightly subtle see through top .... sigh ... my heart goes pitter patter.

The one on the right has this death stare to her though ...

It was more fun at a glance

Comment by Amelia

Amelia — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:22:08 -0800

I don't know. Nice tits, but pretty tacky. Are guys into that or something?

Comment by kid icarus

kid icarus — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:40:37 -0800

No.

Comment by genevieve

genevieve — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:56:13 -0800

Yikes, I think this photo just scared me straight.

Comment by genevieve

genevieve — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:57:40 -0800

Hey wait a minute - I just realized somebody must have finally sent in a picture of those girls from Pony!

Comment by tsm

tsm — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:28:31 -0800

lol. Every time a shot of hot women is put up, you can count on a couple of female posters to respond with "Ewww, don't you straight guys have any taste"? No, we don't. Happy?

Comment by Hal

Hal — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:35:02 -0800

@23:
Dude!

I'm a straight man, and those chix do nothing for me. In fact, they are kind of a turn off.

Now the woman in the above football thread is much better...

Comment by Jonah S

Jonah S — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:40:10 -0800

You know what? I posted, like, the third picture that was sloggable when I googled "tits". You people spend way too much time being critical of nonsense.

Comment by Amelia

Amelia — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:46:08 -0800

Yes, I am the taste monitor. Because I can.

Comment by M

Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:33:17 -0800

it's just the Stranger's way of insulting straight people. like they're all tasteless idiots. cute.

Comment by keshmeshi

keshmeshi — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:02:14 -0800

They're simply the female equivalent of that hairless jail bait that Dan loves so much. The lesson seems to be that neither straight men nor gay men have much taste.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:04:49 -0800

The only person who works for the Stranger that has an IQ above 40 is Adrian! Ryan.

Jonah is surprisingly the dumbest dumbass of them all. This post is irrefutable proof. You know you love cock, Jonah. Stop hiding behind every-now-and-then posts of half-naked throw-it-in-my-butt honey's to hide it. It doesn't work, it only reinforces the fact that you're gay as hell. Hell, you're gayer than me.

Deal.

Comment by Darcy

Darcy — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:38:57 -0800

What does that girl's bikini top say? Ron? Bon? What?

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:46:01 -0800

Oh, by the way, I was kidding.

Comment by M

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:22:13 -0800

whatever. Adrian Ryan. My hero. Where are you Adrian in all this misery?

Comment by -B-

-B- — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:53:17 -0800

I know so many gay men that watch football.
That picture will only make the straight male staff of the Stranger look like assholes.

Comment by mrobvious

mrobvious — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:57:24 -0800

What if you're a straight male but find those females in particular not that interesting. Good bodies, no doubt, but they look like the type that UW fratboys would go for.

Comment by Mary

Mary — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:50:07 -0800

After a few drinks last night at the Rose, decided to ask when you are showing the pink - like Hustler has been doing for 20 years?

Isn't this really tame and old fashioned ..... but, they do look tasty, esp. for the Holidays.

And all the gay guys need to go to hell .... how expert can they be? Really.

Comment by infrequent

infrequent — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:52:19 -0800

wouldn't it be just as easy to find some american apparel ad to post?

Comment by Greg

Greg — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:41:39 -0800

@36: Seriously. American Apparel has really hot models.

Comment by anna

anna — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:37:08 -0800

hey thanks for writing as though only dudes read this. for girls this isn't straight. did you forget that some people are girls, and not just the people who are in pictures?

Comment by Hal

Hal — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:21:12 -0800

Yah!
American Apparel has really hot models if you're into pre-teens...

Comment by infrequent

infrequent — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:23:41 -0800

@39, i've heard that before... but always coming from someone... older. cause when you're twenty, they surprisingly look about twenty.

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:57:07 -0800

American apparel has hot models if you're into the starving artist slut type. different person, same look, attitude and interests.

the current thing on their site: future parisian school teacher? what the fuck is that crap?

Comment by left coast

left coast — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:26:08 -0800

I thought they were hotter before I found out that someone of them are porn actresses.

Comment by no thanks

no thanks — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:08:13 -0800

unfortunately, the one on the right is a tranny.