lol. Every time a shot of hot women is put up, you can count on a couple of female posters to respond with "Ewww, don't you straight guys have any taste"? No, we don't. Happy?
You know what? I posted, like, the third picture that was sloggable when I googled "tits". You people spend way too much time being critical of nonsense.
They're simply the female equivalent of that hairless jail bait that Dan loves so much. The lesson seems to be that neither straight men nor gay men have much taste.
The only person who works for the Stranger that has an IQ above 40 is Adrian! Ryan.
Jonah is surprisingly the dumbest dumbass of them all. This post is irrefutable proof. You know you love cock, Jonah. Stop hiding behind every-now-and-then posts of half-naked throw-it-in-my-butt honey's to hide it. It doesn't work, it only reinforces the fact that you're gay as hell. Hell, you're gayer than me.
What if you're a straight male but find those females in particular not that interesting. Good bodies, no doubt, but they look like the type that UW fratboys would go for.
hey thanks for writing as though only dudes read this. for girls this isn't straight. did you forget that some people are girls, and not just the people who are in pictures?
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Dude, you're gonna wanna close that strike tag. Everything is crossed out.
Dude you broke the whole internet. Fuck.
Strike-through is SO straight.
TITS!
th-thanks! but now i'm gayer than usual.
Dude! Jump tag, please!
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Thanks for closing the tags!
Yum.
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Yikes. Gives new meaning to the word "skank".
Really? You straight guys go for this? For real? No wonder I'm gay.
Carrolani,
Do lesbos like looking at tits? Or do you wish they didn't exist.
Seriously...
@10 - look, we go for pretty much anything. Men are a lot less picky about women than women think.
Doesn't mean we want to marry them ...
The one on the left is from Rock of Love.
Those hos look beat.
eew.
Sorry, fake sexy is just not gonna do it for me.
Sorry. Fake blonde bimbos with plastic tits do nothing for me...
Try again honey.
jonah, youre really scooping out of the bottom of the hetero barrel. i can point you to some much better porn.
Which trailer park did you find these gals in? The one on the left even smells like propane.
I really really dig the slightly subtle see through top .... sigh ... my heart goes pitter patter.
The one on the right has this death stare to her though ...
It was more fun at a glance
I don't know. Nice tits, but pretty tacky. Are guys into that or something?
No.
Yikes, I think this photo just scared me straight.
Hey wait a minute - I just realized somebody must have finally sent in a picture of those girls from Pony!
lol. Every time a shot of hot women is put up, you can count on a couple of female posters to respond with "Ewww, don't you straight guys have any taste"? No, we don't. Happy?
@23:
Dude!
I'm a straight man, and those chix do nothing for me. In fact, they are kind of a turn off.
Now the woman in the above football thread is much better...
You know what? I posted, like, the third picture that was sloggable when I googled "tits". You people spend way too much time being critical of nonsense.
Yes, I am the taste monitor. Because I can.
it's just the Stranger's way of insulting straight people. like they're all tasteless idiots. cute.
They're simply the female equivalent of that hairless jail bait that Dan loves so much. The lesson seems to be that neither straight men nor gay men have much taste.
The only person who works for the Stranger that has an IQ above 40 is Adrian! Ryan.
Jonah is surprisingly the dumbest dumbass of them all. This post is irrefutable proof. You know you love cock, Jonah. Stop hiding behind every-now-and-then posts of half-naked throw-it-in-my-butt honey's to hide it. It doesn't work, it only reinforces the fact that you're gay as hell. Hell, you're gayer than me.
Deal.
What does that girl's bikini top say? Ron? Bon? What?
Oh, by the way, I was kidding.
whatever. Adrian Ryan. My hero. Where are you Adrian in all this misery?
I know so many gay men that watch football.
That picture will only make the straight male staff of the Stranger look like assholes.
What if you're a straight male but find those females in particular not that interesting. Good bodies, no doubt, but they look like the type that UW fratboys would go for.
After a few drinks last night at the Rose, decided to ask when you are showing the pink - like Hustler has been doing for 20 years?
Isn't this really tame and old fashioned ..... but, they do look tasty, esp. for the Holidays.
And all the gay guys need to go to hell .... how expert can they be? Really.
wouldn't it be just as easy to find some american apparel ad to post?
@36: Seriously. American Apparel has really hot models.
hey thanks for writing as though only dudes read this. for girls this isn't straight. did you forget that some people are girls, and not just the people who are in pictures?
Yah!
American Apparel has really hot models if you're into pre-teens...
@39, i've heard that before... but always coming from someone... older. cause when you're twenty, they surprisingly look about twenty.
American apparel has hot models if you're into the starving artist slut type. different person, same look, attitude and interests.
the current thing on their site: future parisian school teacher? what the fuck is that crap?
I thought they were hotter before I found out that someone of them are porn actresses.
unfortunately, the one on the right is a tranny.
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