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Thursday, November 29, 2007

All The Straight Stranger Staffers Are Leaving to Go Watch Football…

posted by on November 29 at 17:02 PM

So Slog might be gayer than usual. Here’s something to keep you straight warm.


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Dude, you're gonna wanna close that strike tag. Everything is crossed out.

Posted by Jessica | November 29, 2007 5:05 PM

Dude you broke the whole internet. Fuck.

Posted by elenchos | November 29, 2007 5:05 PM

Strike-through is SO straight.

Posted by STJA | November 29, 2007 5:06 PM


Posted by giffy | November 29, 2007 5:14 PM

th-thanks! but now i'm gayer than usual.

Posted by Carollani | November 29, 2007 5:20 PM

Dude! Jump tag, please!

Posted by Greg | November 29, 2007 5:20 PM

Oh, and comments are not opening in new windows.

Posted by Lake | November 29, 2007 5:24 PM

Thanks for closing the tags!


Posted by Will in Seattle | November 29, 2007 5:26 PM

Oh, and comments are not opening in new windows.

Posted by Lake | November 29, 2007 5:27 PM

Yikes. Gives new meaning to the word "skank".

Really? You straight guys go for this? For real? No wonder I'm gay.

Posted by SDA in SEA | November 29, 2007 5:32 PM


Do lesbos like looking at tits? Or do you wish they didn't exist.


Posted by ecce homo | November 29, 2007 5:36 PM

@10 - look, we go for pretty much anything. Men are a lot less picky about women than women think.

Doesn't mean we want to marry them ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | November 29, 2007 5:45 PM

The one on the left is from Rock of Love.

Those hos look beat.

Posted by Katie B | November 29, 2007 5:59 PM


Sorry, fake sexy is just not gonna do it for me.

Posted by Sachi | November 29, 2007 6:35 PM

Sorry. Fake blonde bimbos with plastic tits do nothing for me...

Try again honey.

Posted by Courtney | November 29, 2007 6:56 PM

jonah, youre really scooping out of the bottom of the hetero barrel. i can point you to some much better porn.

Posted by jz | November 29, 2007 7:08 PM

Which trailer park did you find these gals in? The one on the left even smells like propane.

Posted by Mahtli69 | November 29, 2007 7:12 PM

I really really dig the slightly subtle see through top .... sigh ... my heart goes pitter patter.

The one on the right has this death stare to her though ...

It was more fun at a glance

Posted by OR Matt | November 29, 2007 7:13 PM

I don't know. Nice tits, but pretty tacky. Are guys into that or something?

Posted by Amelia | November 29, 2007 7:22 PM


Posted by kid icarus | November 29, 2007 7:40 PM

Yikes, I think this photo just scared me straight.

Posted by genevieve | November 29, 2007 7:56 PM

Hey wait a minute - I just realized somebody must have finally sent in a picture of those girls from Pony!

Posted by genevieve | November 29, 2007 7:57 PM

lol. Every time a shot of hot women is put up, you can count on a couple of female posters to respond with "Ewww, don't you straight guys have any taste"? No, we don't. Happy?

Posted by tsm | November 29, 2007 8:28 PM


I'm a straight man, and those chix do nothing for me. In fact, they are kind of a turn off.

Now the woman in the above football thread is much better...

Posted by Hal | November 29, 2007 8:35 PM

You know what? I posted, like, the third picture that was sloggable when I googled "tits". You people spend way too much time being critical of nonsense.

Posted by Jonah S | November 29, 2007 8:40 PM

Yes, I am the taste monitor. Because I can.

Posted by Amelia | November 29, 2007 8:46 PM

it's just the Stranger's way of insulting straight people. like they're all tasteless idiots. cute.

Posted by M | November 29, 2007 9:33 PM

They're simply the female equivalent of that hairless jail bait that Dan loves so much. The lesson seems to be that neither straight men nor gay men have much taste.

Posted by keshmeshi | November 29, 2007 10:02 PM

The only person who works for the Stranger that has an IQ above 40 is Adrian! Ryan.

Jonah is surprisingly the dumbest dumbass of them all. This post is irrefutable proof. You know you love cock, Jonah. Stop hiding behind every-now-and-then posts of half-naked throw-it-in-my-butt honey's to hide it. It doesn't work, it only reinforces the fact that you're gay as hell. Hell, you're gayer than me.


Posted by Mr. Poe | November 29, 2007 10:04 PM

What does that girl's bikini top say? Ron? Bon? What?

Posted by Darcy | November 29, 2007 10:38 PM

Oh, by the way, I was kidding.

Posted by Mr. Poe | November 29, 2007 10:46 PM

whatever. Adrian Ryan. My hero. Where are you Adrian in all this misery?

Posted by M | November 30, 2007 12:22 AM

I know so many gay men that watch football.
That picture will only make the straight male staff of the Stranger look like assholes.

Posted by -B- | November 30, 2007 12:53 AM

What if you're a straight male but find those females in particular not that interesting. Good bodies, no doubt, but they look like the type that UW fratboys would go for.

Posted by mrobvious | November 30, 2007 12:57 AM

After a few drinks last night at the Rose, decided to ask when you are showing the pink - like Hustler has been doing for 20 years?

Isn't this really tame and old fashioned ..... but, they do look tasty, esp. for the Holidays.

And all the gay guys need to go to hell .... how expert can they be? Really.

Posted by Mary | November 30, 2007 7:50 AM

wouldn't it be just as easy to find some american apparel ad to post?

Posted by infrequent | November 30, 2007 10:52 AM

@36: Seriously. American Apparel has really hot models.

Posted by Greg | November 30, 2007 11:41 AM

hey thanks for writing as though only dudes read this. for girls this isn't straight. did you forget that some people are girls, and not just the people who are in pictures?

Posted by anna | November 30, 2007 1:37 PM

American Apparel has really hot models if you're into pre-teens...

Posted by Hal | November 30, 2007 2:21 PM

@39, i've heard that before... but always coming from someone... older. cause when you're twenty, they surprisingly look about twenty.

Posted by infrequent | November 30, 2007 3:23 PM

American apparel has hot models if you're into the starving artist slut type. different person, same look, attitude and interests.

the current thing on their site: future parisian school teacher? what the fuck is that crap?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | November 30, 2007 4:57 PM

I thought they were hotter before I found out that someone of them are porn actresses.

Posted by left coast | November 30, 2007 5:26 PM

unfortunately, the one on the right is a tranny.

Posted by no thanks | December 1, 2007 4:08 PM

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