That does it. I'm going home.
sooooo old
I have a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.
It all made sense to me but I'm dyslexic so I like scrambled words... They just seem right!
You’ve justified my existance.
I believe you mean "existence". Or possibly "eixtescne".
This is from your inbox circa 1998?
Yes!
I remember this from a circulating Myspace bulletin a couple years ago...
Very old stuff, but always fun to read. I think it has a lot to do with context and vocabulary. Here's a test. What's this?
adtstnnsbmrsisinaiahaiteleim
If you get it, give yourself a star for being a true word weenie!
All right, that's it. Everyone on the Slog needs to go through some sort of Internet memes refresher course so they don't keep recycling old shit that the rest of us laughed at and tossed away months ago. Next they'll be posting about Tubgirl.
antidistablishmentarism
Rather than be a meme expert, just use a search engine before you pass something on.
Search on Cmabrigde Uinervtisy
This is not only old, but wrong.
@11: Very smooth! You got the word but avoided weenie-ness with your atrocious spelling.
Tnhak God it's olny terhe mroe huors utnil mirtani tmie.
And you do realize that spelling "And" as "Adn" doesn't actually conform to the rule of keeping the first and last letters in the same place, right...?
This is why French Connection UK is one fcuked up brand name.
@10: No shit. Around Christmas, we'll be hearing about Goatse. Then next summer, YTMND. And LOLcats in 2010.
teh r3al pr0b13m is haxx0rs.
@12. What do you mean its wrong? We can all read it, so they have a point.
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