Comments on A Very Hairy Christmas

these guys aren't Bears, they're not fat!

So, Santa is a Bear?

i used to think that i was str8, but now i'm not sure. i've not had sex in 3 years; can i be gay without having sex?
a) yes, fucking is not a prerequisite to being gay: i just converted.
b) you're not gay unless you have actually done it: sorry, i'm not ready.
c) wtfff? you're 42 years old and you haven't figured it out yet?

i (heart) bearforce1; it just may change my life.

yes, they aint beefy enough to be real bears, but I guess they don't wanna try for puns with "otter"...