Slog - Comments on A Heartbreaking Jerk of Staggering Meanness

Comment by DOUG.

DOUG. — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:27:30 -0800

Phonier smiles are not possible.

Comment by Mahtli69

Mahtli69 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:28:10 -0800

Al's gotta lay off the fried chicken. I feel sorry for the button on that coat. His ass fumes are not carbon neutral.

Bush, meanwhile, is looking more and more like Pat Robertson as he ages. No visible horns yet though.

Comment by and

and — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:29:30 -0800

yah, i think id definitely fuck al gore.

Comment by Gloria

Gloria — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:41:31 -0800

@2: He kind of looks like Pat Robertson's grandma to me. Somehow.

Comment by MHD

MHD — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:42:28 -0800

Thanks Nader voters!

Comment by Michigan Matt

Michigan Matt — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:42:49 -0800

Chimpy McSlaughter is a disgrace. That, and he's wearing an ill-fitting suit. Fucker.

Comment by Matthew

Matthew — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:46:39 -0800

The disparity in the level of intelligence is so glaringly obvious. It looks like Gore is attending some charity event for the mentally retarded.

Just look at that fucking monkey president of ours! 14 more months! Christ!

Comment by raindrop

raindrop — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 16:47:40 -0800

Excuse me? Bush won Florida by 537 votes, counted over and over and over again by multiple newspapers.

Comment by RHETT ORACLE

RHETT ORACLE — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:02:20 -0800

Wonder if Georgie-Porgy will offer Al and Tipper Air Force One for their little trip to Oslo? I guess the off-the-subject commenters on Al's suit-and-size are the same who will be buying that prison-break underwear and the same who will be fashion commentating on Hillary's style or lack thereof. Give it a break, lookists.

Comment by Wes

Wes — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:07:35 -0800

Slice of irony anyone?

Right on @9.

Comment by left coast

left coast — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:09:32 -0800

Should be subtitled "Good guys always lose."

@8, that's hilarious. Don't forget that the liberal media made up all that stuff about election 'hijinks' (aka disenfranchisement) in Ohio in 2004.

Comment by K

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:10:31 -0800

And that's the only time you'll see Al Gore in the Oval Office for the foreseeable future, kids.

Comment by max solomon

max solomon — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:12:49 -0800

there are other colors besides fucking blue.

@8: i've heard the exact opposite, and i don't know who to believe anymore. i guess it depends on HOW you counted.

regardless, that's one stupid, stupid malignant narcissist of a president.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:23:32 -0800

It's a shame that President Gore participated in the farce of King George's selection by the unelected Supreme Court.

Comment by wikipedia

wikipedia — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:25:36 -0800

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_election_recount#Results

Comment by poster girl

poster girl — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:28:43 -0800

#5 ditto.
I hope Nader at least got a lot of money from the Republicans.

Comment by glum

glum — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:35:35 -0800

Oh, what might have been...

Comment by ecce homo

ecce homo — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:39:21 -0800

Al Gore didn't even win his home state of Tenn.

Nader did spoil the election. Al Gore lost it for being a tool.

Thats what you get when you sell out. Watch Hillary do the same freaking thing and get used to saying "President Gullianni".

Comment by ecce homo

ecce homo — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:40:11 -0800

oopps, "...Nader did NOT spoil the election..."

Comment by Ecce

Ecce — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:42:28 -0800

Oh Ecce, you're at you're cutest when you're being a pathetic douche.

Comment by Mahtli69

Mahtli69 — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:46:07 -0800

@9 - Hillary is too busy being smart to be fashionable.

On that note, I do not understand the infatuation with the Gore-bot. Forget Nader, forget Florida ... Gore ran against a retarded monkey and lost (or, at least, it was close enough that Bush could steal it ... whatever).

Gore lost his own fucking state, people! That hadn't happened to a candidate in almost 30 years. If he'd won Tennessee, Florida would not have mattered. And you're still blaming Nader? Sheesh!

Comment by It's Mark Mitchell

It's Mark Mitchell — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:51:05 -0800

That had to be really uncomfortable. I'll bet W farted or something.

Comment by Slim

Slim — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:59:35 -0800

Hillary is a tool of ZOG and multinational traitorous organizations that would enslave the entire human race in a morass of crass consumerism and war.

Get used to it. Cause she is going to be president and completely fuck the democratic party and the rest of our nation.

Posted by ecce homo | November 26, 2007 5:31 PM

Al Gore didn't even win his home state of Tenn.

Nader did spoil the election. Al Gore lost it for being a tool.

Thats what you get when you sell out. Watch Hillary do the same freaking thing and get used to saying "President Gullianni".

Posted by ecce homo | November 26, 2007 5:39 PM

Troll much, Douchebag?

Comment by Gomez

Gomez — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:05:35 -0800

Thanks for reminding me: Dave Eggers is a self-aborbed hipster clown. A charitable self-absorbed hipster clown, but a self-absorbed hipster clown nonetheless.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:15:12 -0800

Please note this was the only pic in which King George did not look like a shrunken gnome next to the much taller President Gore.

Check out the newsfeed on Yahoo News for slideshows of Al Gore and Nobel Prizes if you don't think the MSM is trying not to make the Boy King look better than he actually is ...

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:19:30 -0800

@15 - disproven by numerous studies by the less biased European MSM news organizations.

But hey, worship your failed Boy King if you must, he's still a failure anyway you slice it.

Comment by Madge-YoursoakingINIT!

Madge-YoursoakingINIT! — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:39:43 -0800

You know if this was reversed and it really was Al Gore who was president George Bush would most certainly NOT be standing there next to him

Comment by exelizabeth

exelizabeth — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:48:36 -0800

Yes, but Gomez, you have to admit that is the best Slog headline you've seen in awhile.

Comment by vanvelding

vanvelding — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:03:32 -0800

If it makes you cry, just imagine the headline in 20 years. It'll probably be far kinder to the man who found his stride outside of the Oval Office and left behind a positive legacy of foresight and intelligence.

Comment by Coco

Coco — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:25:19 -0800

I'm just surprised that no one has commented on wikipedia at 15 citing ...wikipedia as a source to settle the ultimate outcome of the 2000 election. (Channeling my inner Amy Poehler) Really?

Comment by MHD

MHD — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 20:14:40 -0800

@21,

Of course, in a close election any one of a number of factors can be blamed.

What's particularly grating about the Nader thing, though, is the conceit that the difference between Gore and Bush was too insignificant to concern themselves with.

Comment by RainMan

RainMan — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:54:14 -0800

@27: You're right of course, Madge, that if the situation were reversed Bush would not be standing in the Oval Office next to President Gore. A complete reversal would mean Bush had just won the Nobel Prize. Like that's going to happen...

Comment by keshmeshi

keshmeshi — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 23:38:14 -0800

@22,

I bet W asked Gore to pull his finger.

Comment by RHETT ORACLE

RHETT ORACLE — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:35:56 -0800

@ 18 Etch-A: used to saying "Gully-Annie"?? - it's "Julie-Annie". If you're going to be so acerbically negative, at least spell the man's name properly. Speaking of douche bags: this week's TIME on Giuliani may change one's alleged mind.

Comment by girl in spain

girl in spain — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:02:38 -0800

please........... gore is just as retarded as bush, just not so fucking disgusting and far to the right. peace nobel prize???????
al gore is a disgrace, but he's had the best PR I've ever seen and it got him super-rich and appraised by people at the same time.
fuck al gore. it is a shame he won that nobel prize, it only serves to show that you can buy yourself a noble prize with enough money and influences.

Comment by Donovan

Donovan — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:39:23 -0800

"it only serves to show that you can buy yourself a noble prize with enough money and influences."

And the man standing next to him only serves to show that he (or his daddy's friends) could buy himself a Presidency and a War to call his own. Which one is the bigger crime? Which one has caused more death and devastation in the world?

Get some perspective, you freak in Spain.

Comment by Donovan

Donovan — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:43:52 -0800

Incidentally, Gore is an utter phony. That "environmentalist" claptrap is a joke and he knows it, that's why he won't run for President. He's just trying to go down in the history books for /something/ positive.

I'd like to think I can see murder in Gore's eyes in this photo. Like, a few minutes after this photo was taken, Gore puts his thick sausage-fingers around Bush's puny gibbon-neck and /squeezed/ until the hateful little turd fell to the floor dead. Gore's definitely picturing himself doing something like that -- his eyes say "It would be so easy... crush him like a bug... sweep him under the rug."

I'm sure he'd deny it, but it's all in his eyes.

Comment by sheila

sheila — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:11:05 -0800

Dan,

That is the best headline ever.

Comment by girl in spain

girl in spain — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:42:42 -0800

@36
you should get some perspective. just don't praise an idiot (gore) because he's standing next to bush (much worse than just an idiot... we all agree on that I think).

Comment by max solomon

max solomon — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:08:33 -0800

why the hatin' on gore? because his carbon use is higher than ghandi's?

if you're not a saint you have to STFU & let the world boil, right?

Comment by KatAllRed

KatAllRed — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:21:11 -0800

Bush's smile ain't phony at all--it's completely genuine. He couldn't be happier to rub it in Gore's face that it's HIS O.O. Gore, on the other hand, looks like he's trying to smile while holding back the tears. @37 is dead on.

Comment by butterw

butterw — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:59:26 -0800

Nader voter's motto: "I'm not an adult who lives in a world of imperfect choices. I'm a child the world owes a perfect candidate that sets my spirit free. Your plebian trivialities (approaching 1 million Iraqi dead, a razed US constitution, global ecological catastrophe...) are no concern of mine."

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