Well duh, all the best ninjas are bi.
What monkey said.
Well, that explains THIS:
http://www.nndb.com/people/555/000023486/ralph-macchio-autograph.jpg
I have that step down... now when do I get to be a great martial arts master?
sometimes child abuse is pretty funny.
Child molestation really sucks (no pun intended, seriously) but this is a reputation gays can get behind:
Watch out! That queer you're harassing just might be a martial arts master waiting to kick your ass!
Are there any youth pastors who aren't pervos?
"Wax-on, Wax-off Daniel-san. Here, let me help you..."
That is totally hilarious. How on earth does that even pop into someone's head?
"What am I doing? Why, I'm initiating you into a secret martial arts practice. We have had oral sex and now all my secrets are yours!"
I mean, wow...
Well, hell, I oughta be a major sen-sei then, if that's all it takes.
I am going to use that as an excuse the next time I want a bj. "It's for my karate class!"
I think I saw this plot in movie once.
No, he's totally right. You guys have seen The Karate Kid, right?
Gives a whole new meaning to "Enter the Dragon"...
I think they call that technique Fellatikido.
No wonder all the queers at my dojo kick so much ass.
Pink Belt?
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