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Well duh, all the best ninjas are bi.

Posted by monkey | October 31, 2007 9:15 AM
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What monkey said.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 31, 2007 9:19 AM
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Posted by Irena | October 31, 2007 9:27 AM
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I have that step down... now when do I get to be a great martial arts master?

Posted by Phelix | October 31, 2007 9:29 AM
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sometimes child abuse is pretty funny.

Posted by maxsolomon | October 31, 2007 9:54 AM
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Child molestation really sucks (no pun intended, seriously) but this is a reputation gays can get behind:

Watch out! That queer you're harassing just might be a martial arts master waiting to kick your ass!

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | October 31, 2007 10:01 AM
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Are there any youth pastors who aren't pervos?

Posted by leaderless youth | October 31, 2007 10:29 AM
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"Wax-on, Wax-off Daniel-san. Here, let me help you..."

Posted by Bont | October 31, 2007 11:01 AM
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That is totally hilarious. How on earth does that even pop into someone's head?

"What am I doing? Why, I'm initiating you into a secret martial arts practice. We have had oral sex and now all my secrets are yours!"

I mean, wow...

Posted by wench | October 31, 2007 11:02 AM
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Well, hell, I oughta be a major sen-sei then, if that's all it takes.

Posted by Geni | October 31, 2007 11:03 AM
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I am going to use that as an excuse the next time I want a bj. "It's for my karate class!"

Posted by bruce leroy | October 31, 2007 11:03 AM
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I think I saw this plot in movie once.

Posted by K. | October 31, 2007 11:06 AM
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No, he's totally right. You guys have seen The Karate Kid, right?

Posted by Greg | October 31, 2007 11:35 AM
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Enter the Dragon"...

Posted by jack | October 31, 2007 12:08 PM
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I think they call that technique Fellatikido.

Posted by Gomez | October 31, 2007 12:14 PM
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No wonder all the queers at my dojo kick so much ass.

Posted by Gitai | October 31, 2007 1:54 PM
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Pink Belt?

Posted by DJSauvage | October 31, 2007 2:24 PM

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