God have mercy on you.
But, but--I don't get it! Who sits in an airport thinking "I've absolutely GOT to floss my teeth before catching this plane"?
Dan, you are weird.
Right after you tapped your shoes, right?
karma's a bitch.
Well, I have braces and I have to brush or pick the food out of my teeth. I have run into the filthy or very busy bathroom issue and when that happens, I get out my little brushes and pick away in a corner somwhere, hopefully not seen by anyone. I am not going to fly x hours with food in my teeth just because the bathrooms are a problem.
Okay, but I still find furtive public flossing to be a comically weird thing to do. Not nearly as bad as loud cell phone conversations, though. At least you're TRYING to be discreet.
But why don't you wait until you're on the plane?
And, Dan's kid has never been whinney in public.
Flossing is more gross than farting. Just hate it when this guy in my office does the desk lunch than proceeds to floss.
Eating at the office or in public is not longer taboo - then there is coming up right behind you while chewing.
Too say nothing about too much noise while screwing.
Blowing the nose without discression, god.
Today I am going to play close attention to all the fuckwad thing other do.
Drink cocktails out of the straws, jeez.
Dribbled food and the mess at the table after a meal in public.
TMI, Dan. Now I feel dirty. Blech.
Technically, you know, you got the headline wrong. It should have said "I, Hypocrite at LaGuardia This Morning." Just sayin'.
@7, while I also find public flossing disgusting, you can't blame people for eating at their desk. Breakrooms for lunches in many cases are so small that you can't get a place to sit or you may not be in the mood to have to sit in close proximity and chatter with people that you already have to deal with for 8 hours. On the other hand, with flossing, you know that the flosser is getting their germy saliva on their hands and they're going to be touching surfaces that you will be touching.
Hasn't anyone ever heard of a toothpick? For an emergency flossing situation, a toothpick works just as well.
In Asia, people do it at the table while covering their mouth with the free hand. Using a toothpick at the dinner table wouldn't really fly in the US, but discreetly using a toothpick in a public place in the same manner would probably go unnoticed.
It all depends on what kind of floss yu used!
If you used that floss on a stick and did it quickly it's not so bad. At least you weren't sitting next to people flinging stuff from your teeth all over other people.
My final word on this compelling topic: despite Dan's embarrassing personal habits, he does have cute teeth.
There is a saving grace in at lease admitting that you understand you're committing a perceived faux-paus, instead of just doing it and thinking or acting like nothing's wrong.
You learned your lesson. Please just brave the bathroom next time.
You really gotta see a therapist about this terror of public bathrooms.
don't blame dan. blame laguardia. that is one jenky airport.
Why do you need a sink to floss your teeth?
I hope you washed your hands after flossing.
@7 - I've got a fart ready that'll change your mind. Leave your work address on the slog and I'll deliver it live and in person.
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