Religion Dead Pope Flaming, Not Gay
posted by October 17 at 10:46 AMon
If a flaming image of, say, Oscar Wilde or Harvey Milk appeared in a campfire crazier Catholics would insist it was proof that Wilde or Milk are roasting in hell with Mahatma Ghandi, Anna Nicole Smith, Henry VIII, and all the other non-Catholics. But when an image—a blurry one, of course, because they’re always blurry ones—of John Paul II appeared to appear in a photo taken of a campfire, well, that’s proof that he’s in heaven, say the crazier Catholics.
See how that works?