Comments on What's It Like Having Sex With Larry Craig?

Blllaagghhhhrghghrgh!

Erk. Pass the mindbleach.

I've experienced this a couple of times. Having sex with closet cases is not exactly amazing, but hey, if they're hot...they're hot. Word.

Thank GOD I was able to escape Idaho (in 93) without suffering such an indignity.

I had really hoped that when a first hand account finally surfaced it would involve an Idaho potato and excalations like *veto this bitch*, but alas, he's not even an interesting hypocritical closted sod.

Hey Dan, here's another story for your "every kid needs straight parents" lolapalooza:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1120AP_Piercing_Trial.html?source=mypi

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utterly boring

I'd be threatening to rub my shit all over everything if he didn't cough up more than a $20. Cheap bastard.

This is what I've been waiting for! Yay! Real stories of unfortunate people who've been with Craig. Fan-fucking-tastic. Keep 'em coming!

Closet cases all suck in bed.

Between this and the interview with McClurkin's lover linked to below, I only hope the rest of you homos don't have sex lives as sad as these closet cases.

Eeeeeewwwwwww.

Okay, I'm glad someone came forward with a first-hand (or would it be first-ass?) account of Craig involved in man sex. But for the love of all that is holy, less details please. Ugh.

The thought of having sex with Larry Craig, even 20 years ago, is completely and utterly revolting. And if he'd given me $20 said "Remember, I can buy and sell your ass ten thousand times over." I'd have beaten him unconscious and left him for his wife to find.

Hey, who knew, the guy's really cute! But damn, Larry Craig? Eww. I hope this guy has a good life, sounds like he's had a bit of a rough ride.

Perhaps it's me but it's not like anyone forced David Phillips. HE FOLLOWED HIM HOME AND INTO A DARK ALLEY!!! So, Larry's obviously married...the guy still went through with it. Beyond the awkward sex, he accepted money for it!!! Sounds like Mr. David Phillips has quite a bit to feel dirty about...

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew it won't stop burning my mind!

"..I wouldn’t ratchet my current feelings about it to Post Traumatic Stress Disorder levels,” he explains, “but it’s close."

What a dipshit thing to say. If he had been drugged and raped by the Senator, I could understand it, but it was a trick. If I were him, I would have taken the twenty bucks and invested in a douche.

But don't mind me. I'm feeling bitchy today.

wow...that story had EVERYTHING!

H Birch Steen must be rolling in his Barcalounger...

more stories with feces in them, please!

The tattoo on Phillips' shoulder: someone posted on another blog that it means he is HIV positive. True? Is that what that particular tat means?

Woohoo! Now that something I've written has been cited by Dan, I could happily never blog again.

Sorry about the disgusting details, folks, but I just HAD to. Please don't hate me.

Don't worry Pony... it's not the sex that makes people sick. It's the sick person having the sex.

Question @ 18:
"There are some men who get biohazard-symbol tattoos -- on their biceps, arms, calves -- to signal that they're positive."

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/08/12/AR2006081200948.html

It's also mentioned in this article: http://www.positivenation.co.uk/issue110/features/feature2/feature2.htm

On the other hand a gentleman should be fairly confident of his "personal freshness" before having a meaningful connection with another gentleman.

heh heh heh... Craig doesn't like santorum... heh heh heh...

Sorry, I truly couldn't resist.

Bet that cop's really upset now - after hearing what he "missed out" on...

I was thinking Craig was a bottom. Who knew?

Great. My first warts-and-all description of gay male sex and it has to involve "Wide Stance." Thanks Stranger!

Why couldn't it have been Antonio Banderas massaging Clive Owens' prostate? That I could have at least gotten into a little bit...

Or you could check out Jake and Heath...