Comments on Two Dreadful Clips that Make Me Feel Like Crap

That "total nobody" happens to be familiar to any remaining fans of Survivor--he's Johnny Fairplay (aka Jon Dalton.)

Of course, your description of him as a "total nobody" is accurate.

But if anyone has ever deserved to be back body dropped onto an awards show stage by a chemically dependent former child star, it would be JFP.

No sympathy required.

(Unless it's for the bird...)

Hey! Danny had a cross on while he did it. That means he's a Christian, so he didn't do anything wrong.

I would like some elaboration on the events that include a bath and a startled weinerdog. Just saying...

My condolences regarding the bird. Some are taken from us far too soon.

And others, as evidenced by the Bonaduce video, cannot possibly be taken soon enough.

I'm not normally a fan of resolving things with violence, but this was FUCKING AWESOME. Thirty seconds of that smarmy dickhead saying "who's booing?" made me want to throw him off a bridge. And then he dry humps the other dude? See ya!

One reality t.v. "celebrity" down, 499 to go.

ps- how was it that it was the Bonadouche guy assaulting the smarmy guy? Seemed like the smarmy guy jumped up on the Bonadouche guy.

ps- bonus points for posting to the Slog and then telling people not to watch.

Good work Danny - some guy jumping on you is assault

This will be thrown out of court.

If it isn't, just cue the words,"No jury in the land" amd get ready to shoot yourself in the face with them.

If you jump on someone and grab onto them without their consent it seems pretty reasonable for them to throw you off, although he certainly could have thrown him off in a more gentle manner.

A bath and a startled wiener dog! That is sad but somehow hysterical too.

I want a better video of the bird to satisfy my sick curiosity!! SO sad that Kiwi's birdie porn career was cut short!

i hate both of those reality "stars" -- so i feel i can give a fairly objective opinion here.

i guess that this fairplay's gimmick: the attack bear hug. it's it certainly not assault.

and even if you were not aware of the gimmick, throwing someone over your head is a disproportionate use of force as a response. it really looks like bonaduce was playing around and unintentionally hurt the guy. bonaduce did not at any time appear to show signs demonstrating he actually believed he was being attacked. that means you are at fault.

you might not have sympathy for fairplay as a person, but that doesn't mean he deserved that.