Slog - Comments on Two Dreadful Clips that Make Me Feel Like Crap http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik I couldn’t post these earlier because I was drunk in a ditch, as usual, so if you’ve seen our first dreadful clip already, which you might have, I do apologize. Or I would, if I ever apologized, which I don’t. So. The first dreadful clip is a violent and jarring little thing, clipped from some horrible FOX-related awards show, and features a terrible physical assault perpetrated upon some total nobody by Danny Bonaduce (“Bonaduce”, coming to us from the Latin for “fantastic douche”). It proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that there IS actually something uglier than Danny Bonaduce’s... Copyright 2008 Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:59:39 -0800 Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:57:00 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by pgreyy That "total nobody" happens to be familiar to any remaining fans of Survivor--he's Johnny Fairplay (aka Jon Dalton.)

Of course, your description of him as a "total nobody" is accurate.

But if anyone has ever deserved to be back body dropped onto an awards show stage by a chemically dependent former child star, it would be JFP.

No sympathy required.

(Unless it's for the bird...)

]]> pgreyy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818302 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818302 Celeb Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:49:17 -0800 Comment by Catalina vel-duray Hey! Danny had a cross on while he did it. That means he's a Christian, so he didn't do anything wrong.

]]> Catalina vel-duray http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818306 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818306 Celeb Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:59:40 -0800 Comment by brappy I would like some elaboration on the events that include a bath and a startled weinerdog. Just saying...

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And others, as evidenced by the Bonaduce video, cannot possibly be taken soon enough.

]]> mattymatt http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818315 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818315 Celeb Thu, 04 Oct 2007 19:28:16 -0800 Comment by Big Sven I'm not normally a fan of resolving things with violence, but this was FUCKING AWESOME. Thirty seconds of that smarmy dickhead saying "who's booing?" made me want to throw him off a bridge. And then he dry humps the other dude? See ya!

One reality t.v. "celebrity" down, 499 to go.

]]> Big Sven http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818380 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818380 Celeb Thu, 04 Oct 2007 23:10:26 -0800 Comment by Big Sven ps- how was it that it was the Bonadouche guy assaulting the smarmy guy? Seemed like the smarmy guy jumped up on the Bonadouche guy.

ps- bonus points for posting to the Slog and then telling people not to watch.

]]> Big Sven http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818381 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818381 Celeb Thu, 04 Oct 2007 23:12:54 -0800 Comment by GUESS WHO Good work Danny - some guy jumping on you is assault

]]> GUESS WHO http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818385 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818385 Celeb Thu, 04 Oct 2007 23:57:28 -0800 Comment by Duce! This will be thrown out of court.

If it isn't, just cue the words,"No jury in the land" amd get ready to shoot yourself in the face with them.

]]> Duce! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818388 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818388 Celeb Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:14:51 -0800 Comment by bob If you jump on someone and grab onto them without their consent it seems pretty reasonable for them to throw you off, although he certainly could have thrown him off in a more gentle manner.

]]> bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818396 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818396 Celeb Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:42:52 -0800 Comment by mj A bath and a startled wiener dog! That is sad but somehow hysterical too.

]]> mj http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818427 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818427 Celeb Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:49:37 -0800 Comment by NELBOT I want a better video of the bird to satisfy my sick curiosity!! SO sad that Kiwi's birdie porn career was cut short!

]]> NELBOT http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818437 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/two_dreadful_clips_that_make_me_feel_lik#c818437 Celeb Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:33:54 -0800 Comment by infrequent i hate both of those reality "stars" -- so i feel i can give a fairly objective opinion here.

i guess that this fairplay's gimmick: the attack bear hug. it's it certainly not assault.

and even if you were not aware of the gimmick, throwing someone over your head is a disproportionate use of force as a response. it really looks like bonaduce was playing around and unintentionally hurt the guy. bonaduce did not at any time appear to show signs demonstrating he actually believed he was being attacked. that means you are at fault.

you might not have sympathy for fairplay as a person, but that doesn't mean he deserved that.

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