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Thursday, October 4, 2007

“Time to Confront”

posted by on October 4 at 11:09 AM

The worst kind of ambush journalism…

…but check out the super cute Scottish store clerk.

Vie Queerty.

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1

Call me simple, but that made me giggle.

Posted by Carollani | October 4, 2007 11:24 AM
2

Whaddaymean "attack journalism"? The gull was caught red hand - er beaked, on tape - twice!

He's guilty! Guilty I tells ya'!

Posted by COMTE | October 4, 2007 11:36 AM
3

forget the clerk the news presenter is the hot one!

Posted by Jiberish | October 4, 2007 11:37 AM
4

maybe they could just leave the door closed. saves on A/C as well.

Posted by konstantConsumer | October 4, 2007 11:38 AM
5

Commenting on the incident, Isiah Thomas defends the gull as being "innocent, very innocent." Which is in fact a euphemism for "guilty as hell."

Posted by mjg | October 4, 2007 11:41 AM
6

i agree, he's gullty.

Posted by infrequent | October 4, 2007 11:43 AM
7

"That takes the biscuit out of Christmas"?

Posted by Jake | October 4, 2007 11:48 AM
8

Walks in cool as a cukestomer and has a hop of guilt in its step once the bag's in the beak.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | October 4, 2007 12:06 PM
9

@7 That's "That takes the biscuit, or the CRISPS at least."

Crisps are English for potato chips.

Posted by Al | October 4, 2007 12:21 PM
10

i like "that takes the biscuit out of christmas" way better.

Posted by douglas | October 4, 2007 12:57 PM
11

The clerk's grooming was immaculate! Bet he gets super DUPER cute when his pre-BBC-visit gel, tweeze and spraytan wears off.

Posted by tomasyalba | October 4, 2007 12:59 PM
12

Rad, thats better than the daily show, the late 60's spy music tops it.

Posted by morgan | October 4, 2007 1:59 PM
13

You're missing the real news. TANGY CHEESE DORITOS?!! Why do they market other flavors in other countries?!! I live in the most glutton-centric society there is and I want all of the snack options!!! Even "Tangy Cheese" despite the fact it sounds disgusting...I'd still try it...that's the American way.

Posted by cunei4m | October 4, 2007 2:58 PM
14

LOL it walks in all slow, looks around, nabs a bag and scurries out like it KNEW it was "stealing" hahaha

Posted by heh | October 4, 2007 3:05 PM
15

@13: I had some in England this summer, they taste exactly the same as "Nacho Cheese." Rest easy, the only thing you're missing is slight variations in packaging.

Of course, until we have wine gums in the US, true snack equality can never be achieved. DAMN YOU MAYNARD!!

Posted by Cate | October 4, 2007 7:49 PM
16

I agree with Jiberish. Man, I'll meet you at the studio and we can share him....

Posted by Brother Bob | October 4, 2007 9:12 PM
17

Scottish accents make anyone hotter.

Posted by Lythea | October 5, 2007 12:35 AM
18

The news anchor was kinda hot too...

Posted by MemyselfandEYE | October 5, 2007 11:29 AM

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