Comments on The Pine-Fresh Stink of Lohan: Knocking Soon On a Front Door Near You!

mmm, mojito....

how could you not with a face like that

Park City, Utah has the most cocaine per capita than any other city I've ever been to. Good luck Lohan. I recommend a side-car with every drink to make up for the weird liquor laws.

The mouth is begging for a knuckle sandwich.

It's a fucking ski resort Carollani. Skiers like snow. Johnny Dram goes there to watch movies with his brother sometimes even.

Lohan's a dirty dishrag with a suspiciously young ID card usually but that is seriously the prettiest picture of Lindsey Lohan I've ever seen.

I wish I could afford rehab and Utah and Mojitos.

I'd do all 4 at once.

She should do crack instead.

At least 10 grams.

Then she'd learn what it's like in the US.

Utah IS nice.

Out of all the trashy hollywood child-whores out there (ie, Britney, Paris, Nicole, etc) she's the only one who actually has talent. Go back to 19 eighty-whatever and it's Drew Barrymore all over again.

I hope she pulls her shit together and grows up. I think good things could come from her.

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What?! Monkey, are you serious?!

Have you seen her latest movies?

My family and I have such an attachment to her Parent Trap performance that I can't help but keep wishing her well. I haven't seen her latest couple of movies, but I suspect I will keep hoping she can get it together long after she fades completely.

I'm sorry but 'The Parent Trap' is my all-time favorite movie, followed by 'Mean Girls'... AND I was one of the 12 or so people in the world to see 'I Know Who Killed Me' in theaters.

I know, scorn me, blahblah. Admittedly not the most stunning cinematic performance, but the plot was intriguing and Lindsey's always hot, even while being slowly dismembered by dry ice... which you would probably enjoy for comic value.

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Oh, I know, right? Except Drew's likeable and Lohan's jaundiced and you can smell her with your eyes.

I agree Amelia, she's hot as fuck and I'll watch those boobs—er...—that girl do anything.

You wanna know her problem? That's her mom cropped out on the right of that photo, isn't it? Trash.

Hey Amelia...

I liked "The Parent Trap", too. I thought Hayley Mills was wonderful.

But "all time favorite movie"???

Time to make better use of that Netflix subscription, 'mel...

As far as LiLo goes...

The comparison with Drew Barrymore is flawed--we really didn't witness Drew hitting rock bottom...so, when she came back and started working again, it was a delightful surprise that came out of nowhere. She was a delightful moppet in ET...she did a couple of other films...then, she disappeared...then she came back as a quirky teenager with a naughty edge and a body to match.

We saw Lindsay reach higher heights as a child star...we watched her transition into the bizarre concoction of smart but partially man made jailbait...and we watched every step on her plummet to the depths.

Drew seemed to have harnessed a healthy, positive glow...both in personality and physically... A few stumbles here and there, but for most of the time that she's reacquired the public eye, she's just been a happy, daffy person who was the worst thing about "Donnie Darko".

Lindsay has grown more grotesque, less expressive with her smoke ravaged husk of a voice...and uncompelling on the screen. Everyone keeps claiming that she has an incredible talent that, with the two exceptions of the remake of "The Parent Trap" and "Mean Girls"--neither of them acting tour de forces by any stretch of the imagination--has yet to be seen.

But...knowing the TMZing of young celebrity culture...I'm sure her "amazing talent" will be seen soon enough.

Promises, vows and rehab notwithstanding.

Aw, ya gotta love a girl who steps up to the mike and describes rehab as "sobering".

Well, maybe not love the girl ... but keep her alive at least, just to see what happens next.

Not that I don't think the odds are against her, but everybody sure does love to declare Lindsay a lost cause when she's showed more dedication to not being an awful drug whore anymore than any of the other trainwrecks these days.

Losing Lindsay to the Paris Hilton/Britney Spears barrel upset me dearly, and I'd like to see her back to being just hot and sort of slutty.

That is to say, "are NOT against her," or, if you prefer, "I admit the odds may be against her, but..."

LEAVERALONE!!!

@16 - agreed. When she's not on the dark side, she can be a good actress.

I should say that I think she has actual potential. Drew couldn't act when she was 19 either. Hello? Poison Ivy?

Besides, she CAN sing.

adrian, if you were straight you'd still want to hit it. i would hit it like richard mciver.

Yeah, but Drew was way sexy then. And still is.

Speaking of sexy women in movies - saw Cate Blanchett in Elizabeth: The Golden Age last night ... the audience (and I) loved it! And there's lots of fine eye candy for everyone ... no matter your gender or persuasion.

Adrian - you need some help.

This ramble is really over the top - "her panties stuffed so far up her vagina" - honey, that is truly violent. It is a rape fantasy, and from a queer queer as well. Pretty girl, lots of problems, too rich, on the main stage too fast. Nothing more.

Get help Adrian. You are at the edge of sanity, angry and talking no sense.