Slog - Comments on The Pine-Fresh Stink of Lohan: Knocking Soon On a Front Door Near You! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so That smell? That clean wintergreen waft that tiptoes upon the breeze, delighting the nose like the pine tree earrings of the Irish scented Angel of Spring? (Hang in there, I haven’t said much this week.) Why, ‘tis dear wee Lindsay Lohan of course, newly douched (as those naughty French say) of all of her nastier and more thrilling habits and just now sprung from that mysterious place they call rehab. And I know what you’re thinking, and I’ve never agreed with you more: How delightful! How promising! How grand! How quickly will she relapse and crash face first into a... Copyright 2008 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:14:56 -0800 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:18:27 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Cale mmm, mojito....

how could you not with a face like that

]]> Cale http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822225 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822225 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:25:03 -0800 Comment by Carollani Park City, Utah has the most cocaine per capita than any other city I've ever been to. Good luck Lohan. I recommend a side-car with every drink to make up for the weird liquor laws.

]]> Carollani http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822226 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822226 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:25:49 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe The mouth is begging for a knuckle sandwich.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822230 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822230 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:26:49 -0800 Comment by Tyson Beckford's Capped Grill It's a fucking ski resort Carollani. Skiers like snow. Johnny Dram goes there to watch movies with his brother sometimes even.

Lohan's a dirty dishrag with a suspiciously young ID card usually but that is seriously the prettiest picture of Lindsey Lohan I've ever seen.

I wish I could afford rehab and Utah and Mojitos.

I'd do all 4 at once.

]]> Tyson Beckford's Capped Grill http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822248 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822248 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:46:03 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle She should do crack instead.

At least 10 grams.

Then she'd learn what it's like in the US.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822273 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822273 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:01:41 -0800 Comment by superyeadon Utah IS nice.

]]> superyeadon http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822288 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822288 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:08:16 -0800 Comment by monkey Out of all the trashy hollywood child-whores out there (ie, Britney, Paris, Nicole, etc) she's the only one who actually has talent. Go back to 19 eighty-whatever and it's Drew Barrymore all over again.

I hope she pulls her shit together and grows up. I think good things could come from her.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822336 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822336 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:38:19 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe @7

What?! Monkey, are you serious?!

Have you seen her latest movies?

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822341 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822341 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:41:44 -0800 Comment by mirror My family and I have such an attachment to her Parent Trap performance that I can't help but keep wishing her well. I haven't seen her latest couple of movies, but I suspect I will keep hoping she can get it together long after she fades completely.

]]> mirror http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822357 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822357 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:51:41 -0800 Comment by Amelia I'm sorry but 'The Parent Trap' is my all-time favorite movie, followed by 'Mean Girls'... AND I was one of the 12 or so people in the world to see 'I Know Who Killed Me' in theaters.

I know, scorn me, blahblah. Admittedly not the most stunning cinematic performance, but the plot was intriguing and Lindsey's always hot, even while being slowly dismembered by dry ice... which you would probably enjoy for comic value.

]]> Amelia http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822376 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822376 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:05:44 -0800 Comment by MC Confused @7

Oh, I know, right? Except Drew's likeable and Lohan's jaundiced and you can smell her with your eyes.

]]> MC Confused http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822380 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822380 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:09:48 -0800 Comment by Carollani I agree Amelia, she's hot as fuck and I'll watch those boobs—er...—that girl do anything.

]]> Carollani http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822383 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822383 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:11:56 -0800 Comment by tchtch You wanna know her problem? That's her mom cropped out on the right of that photo, isn't it? Trash.

]]> tchtch http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822400 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822400 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:24:14 -0800 Comment by pgreyy Hey Amelia...

I liked "The Parent Trap", too. I thought Hayley Mills was wonderful.

But "all time favorite movie"???

Time to make better use of that Netflix subscription, 'mel...

As far as LiLo goes...

The comparison with Drew Barrymore is flawed--we really didn't witness Drew hitting rock bottom...so, when she came back and started working again, it was a delightful surprise that came out of nowhere. She was a delightful moppet in ET...she did a couple of other films...then, she disappeared...then she came back as a quirky teenager with a naughty edge and a body to match.

We saw Lindsay reach higher heights as a child star...we watched her transition into the bizarre concoction of smart but partially man made jailbait...and we watched every step on her plummet to the depths.

Drew seemed to have harnessed a healthy, positive glow...both in personality and physically... A few stumbles here and there, but for most of the time that she's reacquired the public eye, she's just been a happy, daffy person who was the worst thing about "Donnie Darko".

Lindsay has grown more grotesque, less expressive with her smoke ravaged husk of a voice...and uncompelling on the screen. Everyone keeps claiming that she has an incredible talent that, with the two exceptions of the remake of "The Parent Trap" and "Mean Girls"--neither of them acting tour de forces by any stretch of the imagination--has yet to be seen.

But...knowing the TMZing of young celebrity culture...I'm sure her "amazing talent" will be seen soon enough.

Promises, vows and rehab notwithstanding.

]]> pgreyy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822421 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822421 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:40:20 -0800 Comment by RonK, Seattle Aw, ya gotta love a girl who steps up to the mike and describes rehab as "sobering".

Well, maybe not love the girl ... but keep her alive at least, just to see what happens next.

]]> RonK, Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822426 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822426 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:42:39 -0800 Comment by Chris in Tampa Not that I don't think the odds are against her, but everybody sure does love to declare Lindsay a lost cause when she's showed more dedication to not being an awful drug whore anymore than any of the other trainwrecks these days.

Losing Lindsay to the Paris Hilton/Britney Spears barrel upset me dearly, and I'd like to see her back to being just hot and sort of slutty.

]]> Chris in Tampa http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822432 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822432 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:51:12 -0800 Comment by Chris in Tampa That is to say, "are NOT against her," or, if you prefer, "I admit the odds may be against her, but..."

]]> Chris in Tampa http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822433 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822433 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:53:30 -0800 Comment by Chirs Crocker in Gramas LEAVERALONE!!!

]]> Chirs Crocker in Gramas http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822465 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822465 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 13:16:36 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle @16 - agreed. When she's not on the dark side, she can be a good actress.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822513 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822513 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:05:33 -0800 Comment by monkey I should say that I think she has actual potential. Drew couldn't act when she was 19 either. Hello? Poison Ivy?

Besides, she CAN sing.

]]> monkey http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822557 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822557 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:41:20 -0800 Comment by maxsolomon adrian, if you were straight you'd still want to hit it. i would hit it like richard mciver.

]]> maxsolomon http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822629 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822629 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:54:11 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Yeah, but Drew was way sexy then. And still is.

Speaking of sexy women in movies - saw Cate Blanchett in Elizabeth: The Golden Age last night ... the audience (and I) loved it! And there's lots of fine eye candy for everyone ... no matter your gender or persuasion.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822630 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822630 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:54:32 -0800 Comment by Andy Adrian - you need some help.

This ramble is really over the top - "her panties stuffed so far up her vagina" - honey, that is truly violent. It is a rape fantasy, and from a queer queer as well. Pretty girl, lots of problems, too rich, on the main stage too fast. Nothing more.

Get help Adrian. You are at the edge of sanity, angry and talking no sense.

]]> Andy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822768 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/10/the_pinefresh_stink_of_lohan_knocking_so#c822768 Celeb Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:18:27 -0800